Marks..

LOL.. freaking ee! 69 marks and they don't even wanna give me one more mark to make it a D! Damn it!!

IPE? Oh welz.. I knew i would barely pass it! Talk about luck! 57! Woop woop!


Well.. Maths.. I knew i did ok in the exam, so the HD is kinda for-seen..

Ok, C programming is by far the most shocking news ever! HD guys! That is like the most impossible thing since Chwee throwing his phone into the washing machine! LOL.. I am so shocked! o.0

I bet lionel is going to shout his ass sore : "HDed all! Beat that ya all!"..

....

Second Semester

Semester two of my first year in university has just ended. Though it is reasonably and undoubtedly more stressful and the workload is a lot more compared to last semester, it is still quite an experience.

Most of my time in university this semester is spent doing revisions and revisions and revisions as from last semester, I realize that I didn't prepare enough. Come on guys, don't pull a gun and point it towards me! Seriously.. Last semester I will never forget the last two weeks. I am literally eat, sleep and think studies man! That is hell stressful!

Nevertheless, C programming and IPE are easily the hardest unit this semester. C programming is considered a wack job as there are two projects and our lecturer gives blurry explanation. Though some other people who have more experienced in programming might see sense in what he says, I, for one, don't. IPE, on the other hand, is just a failure. The large assignment is so time-consuming that during the last two weeks, we literally gave up on everything else and work on this project alone. That is just not right.

Maths is easy compared to last semester I think. Don't say it is not so guys. On the other hand, E & E is just moderate, and we spend most of the time commenting on Lionel's fetish towards JH! HAHAA!!

Enough of the academic part of this semester. Let's talk about social life.

WFC is flourishing ever steadily, and right now, they are all getting into WOW. Through WFC I get to know more people, such as Kwan, Jasmine, Danica, Saygoe, Simon, Eugene, and many more. Of course, I get to know TTMFH better, but I keep a distance from them as they, according to rumour, can turn straight people into gay(Dom), and normal to abnormal(Dom again)! JKING!!

This semester has its ups and downs for me. Ups include getting to know more people, NSESG(Not-So-Elite Study Group) meetings at Nut's house, group studying in Uni, parties(of course), and just get to know each other better. Downs: IPE(top of the list! Hate it!), C programming(hate doing the second project, as we are forced to stay till late in order to get more things done), the flies in summer, headaches which are getting annoying, money problem(:P), and many others.

Well, like what Forrest Gump says, life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you get. Likewise, we have to live life to its fullest and accept what is offered, and make the most of it. I tried but I know I still have room for improvement. I will be delighted if anyone gives me any advice on how to change, as friends are like mirrors in which we see our weaknesses.

Hope next year will be a better year, but as many of us are going to pursue different areas of engineering or expertises, it will be harder to get in touch. Hope that will now happen!

See ya round!

NBA is back!

Well, I know not many ppl watch NBA, but I love it, and I love blogging about it, so just keep your crap to yourselves!

This season, a few things are changed.
(1) Kevin Garnet, Ray Allen and Paul Pierce, aka "New Big Three", are leading the Celtics to the best start since the original Big Three, which incidentally won the Championship in their final year. Coincidence?

(2) T-Mac and Yao are flying the Rockets to new heights. T-Mac(for once) is not burdened by injury, and is playing his best in years.

(3) Suns are barely scrapping wins here and there. Feel kinda sad.... But Nash is, if not better, on the same stage as he left off last season - perfect. When his teammates aren't doing that good, he just jumps out and gains control. Example: In one game, Suns is losing by 10 points in the late fourth quarter, and he just score 11 in a row without giving the opponent a chance to fight back, leading the team to a victory. That is what I call a MVP!

(4) Dwayne Wade has become a nobody, with injuries troubling him. But O'Neil is playing his best games since he is in Heats, although he is in his late thirties. +10 Respect Points to him!

Well, more to come.

P/S: Good luck Andu in ur elec test!
P/P/S : I finished my exam! Going to blog about that soon! Today... CBB!!!!!!!!

jokes

Cool Anagrams:
"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

You should always give 100% at work...
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No-Eye Deer. (sound like No Idea)

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye deer.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
A. Still no fucking eye deer.

Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?
A. Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP!

A bunch of Addicts

IPE is over, and so is EE! So happy! Now for maths and c

Peanut is addicted to mario striker and dbz
Zhang is addicted to his laptop and Cat
Lionel is addicted to study
Leong is addicted to Dani and Dota
Kaseng is addicted to music and uni studying
and I am addicted to Tetrinet.. Curse you Leong...

我不配-周杰伦

有谁敢说这首歌不是这个专辑最好听的，请把你们的耳朵洗干净再去听多一遍!!!

这首歌是我的最爱! 真的是太美妙了!



作词：方文山　作曲：周杰伦

这街上太拥挤　太多人有秘密　玻璃上有雾气在被隐藏起过去
妳脸上的情绪　在还原那场雨　这巷弄太过弯曲走不回故事里

这日子不再绿　又斑驳了几句　剩下搬空回忆的我在大房子里
电影院的座椅　隔遥远的距离　感情没有对手戏妳跟自己下棋

还来不及仔仔细细写下妳的关于
描述我如何爱妳　妳却微笑的离我而去

＃这感觉　已经不对　我努力在挽回
　一些些　应该体贴的感觉　我没给
　妳嘟嘴　许的愿望很卑微　在妥协
　是我忽略　妳不过要人陪

＊这感觉　已经不对　我最后才了解
　一页页　不忍翻阅的情节　妳好累
　妳默背　为我掉过几次泪　多憔悴
　而我心碎妳受罪　妳的美　我不配

LOL.. Fail Much

Left my ee notes in uni! My day just gets better and better....

Been listening to nothing except for jay chou for these three days.. I think i'm addicted to this album already..

Ipe is wtfftw! I am so doomed for it...

Been reading a lot of Garfield.. I know it is a very stupid comic, but hey! A guy has to find somewhere to relieve his stress right? Found this one site that has every one of the comic.. Year, month, day, every day there is a comic strip..This is the link if anyone want to go read it

Bored 无聊

Today I'm too bored and too cbf to do any work.. Been listening to Jay Chou song the whole day, try to read through all my essay plans for IPE( and some other), to not much success.. tried to study C, but once I see the shitty lecture notes, I gave up.. The lecture notes are very shitty man.. I seriously need the book....

Thursday night, a new society is formed!
Society name: Not So Elite Study Group( NSESG)
Member: Me, Peanut, Andu( The latter two are refugees from esg, and they invited me! LOL!! )
Studied the whole night till the friday morn before I went to sleep at 4am... LOL.. woke up at 7am, cause of my biological clock, and hell tired but couldn't sleep! Nia Meh!!! Nut introduced Mario Striker to me, and it was pretty alright! Pretty much done my revision for maths, just need to memorize the equations... EE, just need to get something straight..

Don't know what else to say, cause this is a random post, just because I cbf to continue on IPE.. Think i go try do some C prog..

See ya guysz

我很忙-周杰伦

Not bad an album! I give it an overall of 8.5/10! Still think "Fantasy" is better though!

Well, I think I will buy the originals, but to quench my thirst, I downloaded them all! :D

Links are as below :
1. 最长的电影
2. 牛仔很忙
3. 彩虹
4. 青花瓷
5. 阳光宅男
6. 蒲公英的约定
7. 无双
8. 我不配
9. 扯
10. 甜甜的

Just right click and save as target.. Easy job!

It is really good compared to 七里香 and 十一月的萧邦.. The slow tempo musics are very nice! Very very ulti superbly nice! As for the fast tempo one... I think 甜甜的sounds weird, but that is just me!

Just comment on what you think about this album! Want to know what everyone think about this album!

Cheers!

Rainbow彩虹 -JayChou 周杰伦

Well, this song is so much better than CowboyOnTheRun牛仔很忙! Thanks to Andu for telling me about this song! HAHA!!

My version is a bit weird, as it repeats itself, I don't know whether the original does that or not! For those who wish to download it, Right click and Save as.

Lyrics歌词:
哪里有彩虹告诉我
能不能把我的愿望还给我
为什么天这么安静
所有的云都跑到我这里

有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药

看不见你的笑 我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕
没有理由我也能自己逃

你要离开 我知道更简单
你说依赖 是我们的阻碍
就算放开 那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白

RAP
看不见你的笑
要我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕环绕
没有理由我也能自己走掉
是我说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药

This is the music video, hope you enjoy it!

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WELL, I FAIL IN LIFE, AS I TOTALLY GAVE UP ON MY C PROGRAMMING PROJECT.. AFTER SPENDING A FREAKING WHOLE WEEK, AND IT STILL HAS ONE CRUCIAL PART WHICH IS THE TOUGHEST, THAT DOESN'T WORK!!!!! I THINK I WILL GET MARKED DOWN SEVERELY ON THAT, AND I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!!

SORRY ANDREW FOR RUINING YOUR MARKS... IF YOU HAVE DONE IT YOURSELF, YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE IT BETTER.. ARGHH!!!

FAIL C = FAIL LIFE....

SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!!

Miscellaneous

(1) Lionel seriously got chopped! Imagine your tutor read your blog and you are bitching about one of the lecturers.. LOL.. Looks like it is just not your day

(2) I lost my USB again.. Luckily I know where I put it this time. But that is when I reached home already.. LOL! Took one hour bus to uni to take it, and then one more hour to get back.. Two hour wasted! GFG!

(3) I lost my student card.. LOL.. Have to pay 15 bucks to get a new one.. SO sad!!!

(4) My smartrider card is cracked, therefore I could not use it anymore.. 5 bucks for a new one.. SIGH!!! (Smartrider card = bus card in Perth)

(5) IPE report finally done! WHOOP WHOOP!!! Finally I can get away from Nu**n and R**a*n*e*! So freaking happy!!!

(6) I have absolutely no idea how to do my C project! ARGHH!!!

Now go nap for a while....

Money Not Enough 钱不够用

Yesterday I watched the most hilarious Singaporean movie ever made - Money not enough 钱不够用.. This movie is sort of describing my PK situation.. It is a pretty old movie, but when I found it underneath those movie I have, I am as high as when Lionel smells his gum.. Weird guy..

The movie is about three guys who struggle to get money and each has their own dilema.. Feel so lazy to intro the movie already.. If anyone is interested just go google it! HAHA!!

Wellz, the movie contains a lot of Singaporean and Hokkien and Singlish humours that some people might not find amusing, but for some one like me who understand all of it, it is totally hilarious.. Here are a few scenarios that are so funny that even Buzz cracks up when I told him this morning..
(All translated into English)

(1)
In Registry Office:
Guy A: What do you put under S-E-X?
Guy B: If I write, I write almost everyday.. If you write then you write once in a long while..
Guy A: O..
Guy C : No la! S-E-X you write M or F..
Guy A : O.. Then I write F lo..
Guys B & C: Har?
Guy A: M for mother, F for father mah!
Guy C : No la, M for male, F for female! Aiyo!
Guy B : They should let us write B or G..
Guy A: That one I know, Boy or Girl!
Guy B: Dont be such a smartass( ke kiang), it is B for Bo(Female in hokkien), G for Gang(Male in hokkien)
Guy C cracks up laughing..
Guy C : Here you write your bday..
Guy A: O... 3 of March
Guy C: What year?
Guy A: Every year lo!
Guy B and C cracks up....

(2)
Guy A: Welcome to All Lee enterprise.. As you know we are all Lees so anyone with the surname Lee sure can get along well with us..
Mr Lee: Is it?
Guy A: Sure!! You see, we have Adam Lee, Hung Lee, Jack Lee.....
Mr Lee: Dont tell me the Singh there is also surnamed Lee...
Guy A: (Whisper) Lee also.. Mangka Lee(Hokkien for most foreigners from Indian and Sri Lanka)

(3)
Guy A and Guy B are being chased by ppl for money, Guy A by the bank, Guy B by Loan Shark
Guy A and Guy B ''s phones ring at the same time..
Guy A's phone - Bank
Guy B's phone - Loan Shark
Bank: Guy A, I'm sorry to inform you that your loan's is way overdue..
Loan Shark: Guy B, you die till where? You run very fast is it? I tell you, now your loan is due already! How you die?
Bank: If you don't pay your loan within three days...
Loan Shark: Nga si lu bo di sa jit heng teng wa nang lui( If you din pay us in three days)
Bank: You will know what happen...
Loan Shark: Nin Bei ai lu ka teng ciu teng( I want you hands and legs to be broken)

(4)
Guy B and Guy C on the phone
Guy B in the toilet trying to shit...
Guy C called
Guy B: Walau eh... What the hell you want?
Guy C: Eh, Guy B!
Guy B: Aiya, making cake la!(hang up)
Guy B: Walau! What again!
Guy C: Waiseh! You know how to make cake ah! What kind of cake!
Guy B: Chocolate cake la!(hang up)
Guy B: Walau! What!
Guy C: Ei! I don't know you know how to make cake le! Give me some!
Guy B: Ok la! Later you come over and take la!(hang up!)
Guy B: Walau!!! What again! Ok la ok la! All give u...
Different guy called and announced a bad news..
The shit fell off..
(Ok, might not occur to some of u that chocolate cake = shit!)

There''s a lot more of this kind of humour.. Welz.. if you got the chance you should really watch it again! HAHA!!

No Shit...

Guess what? I'm broke again.. T.T..

Typical scenario whenever it is nearing the end of the month..

Guess it is time for me to learn how to manage my money! HAHA!!

Today, I endured the whole day without lunch! A great accomplishment for my standard.. Finally a day which I have only two meals! WOOP WOOP!

In addition to that, I have no way but to pass up a chance to go out with my friends, all just because I'm ... You know.. Sigh.. Hope you guys enjoyed the CS Karaoke Night.. Triple sigh..

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Enough money talk!

Lyle Noakes is being a jackass by going through lecture "papers" by the speed of light.. And no one really can copy down what he said! WTF! What do you think we are? God??
PNS has been a real drag for me.. Sammy keeps talking shit that I don't really understand.. It's kinda amazing the way he can drag on three slides of lecture slides for forty five minutes! Well, he did write on the whiteboard, but still, that is too much! HAHA!!

Suddenly I have become the Aim instructor.. I got a bit fed up in the end and I ended up giving the answer only and din even bother explaining how I got it.. Sorry guys!

At first, C programming makes a bit of sense, but after I got back my mid-sem result, 12/20! I was like: WTF! Hell disappointed... Although Uncao Clive told me not to bother, as long as I pass(btw, he got 18/20, of course it doesn't matter for him! :->), I still find it disturbing.. Was it because I am not suitable to do C programming, or I'm just plain dumb... Hmm....

This week's IPE tut is one of my most enjoyable ones.. Why? Cause we all left at 4pm! Hello freedom! After the tut, went to Borders to wait for my sis and bro-in-law, and ended up finding Shaman King comic books! Haven't read them for quite a while, and it is very interesting.. For those who have not read it, I highly recommend it!

Our EE lectures are becoming harder and harder to understand.. Maybe it is the fact that Gia Parish(aka the cow, by lionel(modified, cause lionel says it is copyrighted, and that buzz says Gia Parish is a bitch) teach nothing but shit on diodes, or maybe it is the fact that the new lecturer(Chris I think) couldn't string four words together..

All our lectures are becoming more and more dead and plus everyone is becoming more and more tired by the day.. Don't know why.. I know why I am.. I'm out of coffee at home and I have to survive the whole week without coffee.. Damn it! Luckily just bought Nescafe back! So that means I will have coffee tomolo! WOOP WOOP!

Well, here is evidence that everyone is tired...
Kwan sleeping in C programming lecture.. Uncao thinks it is funny to put the highlighter in his hand.. Guess what does it looks like?

Uncao! Not so funny already right? HAHA!! Wish I can draw something on his face.. Sigh... Regret!

Even our most discipline guy, Buzz is sleeping! OMG! Proves that the lecture is totally boring!
This guy must be really really tired to sleep in the lecture like that! Sorry for the bluriness! This is in a lecture after all! LOL!!

Office friday tomorrow! Cant wait(for the food of course!)! Have to wear smart casual, but I say let's wear shorts and sleeveless! HAHA!! Well, I bet that is impossible!

Lionel lionel... When will you learn? You cant be Kirrin just by shaving ur head ok?

Well, Mooncake festival came and gone.. This year the only family member I have here is my sis, and we went out to eat along with her in-laws.. The food is a bit expensive, but hey, I dont have to pay for it! So what the heck right? HAHA!! The mooncake here is so freaking expensive! LOL... I wish I can eat 冰皮 more... Thanks Jas, I owe you one! HAHA!! Lionel proposed that we go King's Park to play lanterns... SIF GO KINGS PARK! So far! Well, like most of lionel's proposition, it is set aside and never heard again.. HAHA!! Sorry Lionel!

Played quite a bit of badminton and basketball this few days.. Simon asked me to play badminton with them that day... Sorry saygoe! Didn't mean to shoot the ball at your head, even though you say it does not hurt!

Ronald has become my hero of the day, because he lend me his Starcraft! Havent played that in years man! Just want to get myself accustomed back to the game, as starcraft 2 is coming out soon!

I have to quit playing ds! It is interfering with my brain waves! Arghh!! Everytime I see Scarlet or Ronald or Chi Ho or Kathee or Pj or Paul or Angie, my mind has a very serious debate... Something like this:
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Me:I won't play DS!
Subconscious A : Now that's a good boy....
Subconscious B : No, man you have to play DS! It is like the bomb you know...
Me: Shut up Subconscious B! I will not play DS...
Subconscious B: But it is the best ever! Remember the Mario or tetris game! You know you want it!
Me: No....(A bit disturbed)
Subconscious A: No.. Dont get influenced!
Subconscious B: Ah shut up and go throw yourself into a fire!(Get a pitchfork and stabbed SubconsciousA)
Me: (people mentioned), can I borrow you DS for a moment?.......
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I feel like an open circuit as I have no resistance towards DS... I feel so bad... SIGH!!

Gotta study now! HAHA!!

Cya guys round

Story for everyone

This is a very old story. I think I've heard it for n times already, but every time I read it, I feel tears building up in my eyes.. Oh welz, might be me being too emotional..

Anyway, here's the story...
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A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.

Time went by...

The little boy grew up, and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree with a sad look on his face.

"Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy.

"I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."

"Sorry, I don't have money...but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money."

The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn't come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited.

"Come and play with me," the tree said.

"I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family.

We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"

"Sorry, I don't have a house, but you can chop off my branches to build your house."

So the boy cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn't come back afterward. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.

"Come and play with me!" the tree said.

"I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"

"Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."

So the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat. He went sailing and didn't come back for a long time.

Finally, the boy returned after he had been gone for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you..." the tree said.

"I don't have teeth to bite," the boy replied.

"No more trunk for you to climb on."

"I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying roots," the tree said with sadness.

"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years," the boy replied.

"Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest.

Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.......

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This is the story of everyone.

The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad... When we grew up, we left them... We only came to them when we needed something or when we were in trouble.

No matter what, parents will always be there and give you everything they can to make you happy.

It may seem as if the way the boy treats the "tree" in the story is cruel, but many of us take our parents for granted in the same way.

Never forget how important your parents are and try not to take them for granted...they may not be around forever.

Secrets

Current Position: University of Western Australia's Undergraduate Physical Science Library(aka UPSL)

Intention: To study, but ended up blogging

Today, I woke up due to the noisy television which my brother-in-law switch it on to full blast.. Thanks a lot.. Struggled a bit whether I should go to uni to study, cause I couldn't study with the strong influence of the dvd player..

Oh wellz, here I am, sitting in the UPSL trying to study.. Did a bit of aim. Don't even have to bother doing it till start of Oct! haha! how good is that?

IPE is still bothering me a lot.. So hard to do, and don't know how to start. Plus the stupid debate thing, which is asking us to talk about the disadvantage of non-australians working in Perth, which is just bullshit, cause all of our group members are not Australians! WTF man!

Ok, I said I'm gonna blog about this movie, so here it is !
EVA , AND OTHER PPL WHO DONT WANT THE MOVIE TO BE SPOILT, STOP READING! lol!!

I kinda like this movie, although some people says Jay Chou's acting still sucks.. But hey, it can't be worse than Curse of the Golden Flower right? LOL..

Secrets is a movie, directed, written and acted by Jay Chou, which is kinda cool, cause it is not everyday you see a singer direct his own movie! :D The plot is kinda nice, but well, I think it is a bit far-fetched.. Who could possibly play a song from a manuscript and go forward in time? It makes no sense in my opinion.. HAHA!! But, as Lionel says it, it is just a movie.. So what the heck..

This is a movie in which 黄秋生 partner up with Jay Chou for the second time. As a experienced director, he gave Jay a few pointers which made this movie as it is today..


The heroine of this story is acted by 桂纶镁 and i think her acting is just ok.. I guess the reason she is in the movie is that jay likes her.. Hmm.. I don't know about that! HAHA!! In the movie, she is the "time-traveler", who went to the future and back with the help of one song.. LOL..

The best part of the movie is of course the piano battle, which is coolest thing I have seen for quite a while.. And that is saying something! HAHA!

I going to stay angry at Denise for a while, for being able to have this Limited Edition OST.. According to her, the cd is in a book-liked cover, which contains also screenshots of the movie.. It is such a same that only 20,000 copies are released.. Haiz..

Gotta go study already, if not my bus fee is going to go to waste.. :P

Quotes

I like these two quotes.. It teaches me to be more humble in everything I do and not be proud. Even Isaac Newton is being so modest so as not to brag about his doings.

-If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

-Isaac Newton

-I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

-Isaac Newton

Weird

Today yuhan just let me see something I find extremely repulsive and gruesome.. I was like, wtf?

WARNING: THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK-MINDED!

www.goatsemarathon.com

remember! You've been warned!

godspeed..

OWNED!!!!!

Got owned so much recently..

Owned One:
Blanked out in E&E Test!

Owned Two:
Wrong Theorem for Stats...

Owned Three:
Andrew Vinci, who is always in our c programming lectures and labs told me he is not doing c.. OWNED so totally..

Owned Four:
Chun Wei cio us our to eat.. GG!

Owned Five:
Dota, got killed by five easy.. Very Very owned..

Feel like jumping into a fire and kill myself.. But when I heard Uncao told me he heard from kwan who knows a guy(Kwan, you are so 'ba gua' (quote from Chwee)), who almost jumped off a building cause he got less than 70 marks.. What a loser!

So tired, so depressed...

Andrew, i still couldnt believe you're not doing it.. You are too good man!

...

Tired

These few days had not been one of my good days...

Thursday: Try to set my phone alarm to 5 am, but accidentally pressed the button on top, so 2am chaos.. Once i wake up, I couldn't go back to sleep.. GG to me..

Friday: Same tragedy, only i wake up on 3am.. WTF!!

Went to lionel's party last night.. It was pretty alright, the laksa is quite nice compared to some of the shops in Kuching already lionel, so stop being so paranoia.. The shepherd pie is the bomb.. The alcohol is good(Thanks Leong, the Geiger-Meiser + Red Bull is freaking nice!), the corona is nice, everything is good..

Anyway, I brought pizzas, which i chip in with Wei tat, and guess what, the pizza boy forgot to put our order on the screen and we ended up waiting for like 30 minutes.. Make me so furious.. They redeemed themselves a bit by giving us some free garlic bread and free cola..

And the downside of going to Lionel's party is that I have to take the last bus home, cause i don't have a car... Almost missed my stop cause I'm half conscious.. 5 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours can really tire you out...

Today I slept till like so late... Feel so refreshed...

Next week, EE test and STATS! I am so freaking out about stats as I don't get it much.. It looks so random and .. Looks like a lot of formulas..

Cyaz..

Assassin

I said I'm so gonna post this photo(above)! Guess who it is, fellow chms1's?

Today there is a weird event happening in UWA. Assassin day! It started on monday and today(thursday is the last day). At first I didn't know about it until people like sago and simon starts turning up to our C programming lab and lecture.. LOL! They dont even go to their own lecture ffs!

Assasin is basically a cat chase mouse kinda game, but instead of the tragic end which the rats always have, it is just about using shaving cream and cream people till the whole can is emptied.

But today is the last day, so my friends(I'm not involved in this event) thought:"Screw ambushing, lets just do a rampage and just cream anyone". As a very curious person I just follow along and try to catch a few photos.. Haha!!



Clive brought a wig and a pair of sunnies to avoid being creamed, but in the end the wig is all covered in cream. It is such a failure mess!

Andrew thought it would be fun to just wear Clive's wig, but he hell looks like a gurl when he wears it.. Someone actually says:"Whos that chick? Oh. It is just andrew.."
Wow, andrew!

This is simon after he got creamed the first time this morning and he retreated to the physic building toilet to clean himself up..
Way to go Simmy!

The rampage begins after our C programming lecture.. Woop! That is eileen running away after being creamed very seriously by Simon and co. ( rampage buddies: Simon, Sego, Clive, Meng Han, Jun, Yuhan, Caren and many more which I forgot..)

Since Sego smeared eileen the most, it is only natural that one-on-one combat is unevitable..

Weiner Winner: Sego!

This is Caren after being creamed by her own boyfriend Yuhan.. GG yuhan!

I said before the rampage that I'm not involving in any creaming, but Clive thought it very funny to chase me through the Oak Lawn.. LOL.. I jumped down a stair that has 10 steps and manage to live to tell the tale, though my leg kinda hurt now.. Price to pay for avoiding being creamed.. Dont want to end up like Simon in the picture below! Haha!!!


I'm now currently in uni updating all these just to spend my time, cause tonight there is a food fest, celebrating the upcoming National Day of Malaysia..

Tomorrow night Lionel is organizing a party for no reason. Then after thinking about it he decide to call it his "National Day Party".. Really looking forward to it..

Ciaoz...

快乐? 悲伤?

快乐，是什么?
悲伤，是什么?
我快分不清这两者之间的差别了。。

最近真的有点失落，不知道为什么，就是很悲观。

有人说，我变了。难道真的如此吗?

即使在很好笑的东西面前，我也开始觉得自己失去了笑的原因，有时候为了不表现出来而强颜欢笑。

我真的变了吗?

上个星期五，我在uni打篮球，打了破记录的三个钟头，打到很很很累。。最痛苦的是我忘了做warm up，结果打完就脚板痛到只能一拐一拐的走。。回到家，直接跑冷水，感觉好像再生一样。。

星期日，和久违的一中同学们同聚
时间: 星期日晚上
地点: 阿良家
事件: 打边炉(有谁可以解释给我知道为什么steamboat会是打边炉?)
大纲:
下午去买材料，阿良放飞机放超久。。 然后去wellington street等bus，很废的等了四十分钟，因为良看错时间表，看到weekday。。 LOL。。
到他家后，准备材料。。然后超惊奇的景象出现了!
铭凯? 长头发?
吓倒目瞪口呆。。以前超短发形的铭凯竟然留长发。。 靠靠靠
吃的东西大多都是鱼丸拉，豆腐鱼拉，鱿鱼丸拉，牛肉丸拉。。都是一些简单却OK吃的东西。。吃的满饱几下。。
我的电脑被报销来看电影。。可怜。。Speaker要暴了。。Little man 确实不错看。。
多谢敏妃提供交通回家。。感激不尽!

讨厌IPE指数:8/10

My Life...

This is a situation you can see in most of our lectures(mainly E&E and IPE), people playing Nintendo DS! Count how many DS are there in this photo?
Answer:7!




This week is Engineering Week! Yesterday is a kinda weird day, cause you can see a lot of ppl in the situation below(being taped to the wall)..

Game name:Get Taped to the wall
Objective:Get taped to the wall, and after pulling away the chair below, the person who can stay on the wall without falling wins!
Prize: A 50 dollar beer voucher!
This is in Chilliz, where WFC member Simon did a pretty stupid thing, that is to pour his chicken rice all over the floor.. Hell noob! In the end, he had to buy a new box of chicken rice... LOL MAN!!!

Last saturday is Simon''s party in South Perth.. Got the chance to snap this photo when I went there by ferry.. Pretty nice right? That is Perth city in the background by the way, and the water is almost as muddy as Damai..

Kuan did a pretty stupid thing during the party.. He put on the beer box and Lionel pushed it down on his head to let me take this photo.. That is Chwee Seng in the background by the way.. Why is he looking at Lionel that way? Hmm...

Chwee ''forgot'' to bring Mel, according to himself, which leaves some room for imagination.. Hmm... The party is pretty alright.. The sausage was nice, the patties was nice, and the beer is definitely nice. Although i drank only one bottle! LOL.. Waste of chance man...

The party is a joint party between Simon and Victor, and when it is the time to cut cake, they HOLD HANDS.. Whoop whoop!! Reckon Simon had a hard on.. LOL!!

Enjoy ur blowup cow, Simon.. Wish I could get a photo of it though... Hahaa!! Hell funny!

Actually today I feel so lazy to blog, thus all the photos.. Lazy to think of how to write.. Just write short paragraphs..

I HATE IPE!!!! Got my bloody essay back.. WTF! 45 marks? Fail?!!! I argue with the tutor for like 10 minutes then he finally surrender and gave me the 5 marks.. But i still feel very be song!

Now I cant be a tutor next year! Damn! All because of this IPE shit! Thanks UWA for ruining my chance for earning quick and easy money.........

Today there is free taco.. Boohoo to those who are unable to eat it! Wahaha!! Normally it is like $2 each, but cause this week is engineering week and some company sponsored it, so we have free tacos.. I got like 2 and cbb to line up any more.. LOL!!

Now go study already..

P/s: My hot dog joke is not that lame la..

To whom it may concern(or may not)

Today, something very weird happened! Wait.. It might be earlier! Shit!!!

My account in Friendster has been hacked! Someone must have no life and is too free to hack into my account and do shitty stuffs!

1.)Photos are being uploaded: Two photos are being uploaded, one of which is two hunky guy.. What are you suggesting? I'm gay? Sheesh! Get a life!!! The other one is two girls and a guy on a stage and the girls are only in undies! What am I? A pervert??

2.)Weird comments are posted on other's comment: This is the really weird part.. Sorry Everlyn, that is not my fault.. I never posted any shit like that, and I never will! DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON TO DO THAT??????? WTF!!!

This photo is courtesy of Andu Zhang..

Click on the picture to enlarge.

DO I LOOK LIKE THE PERSON TO DO SUCH STUPID MINDLESS STUFF???? I THINK NOT!!!!!!

FREAKING HELL!

To the hacker who finally got into my account, congrats.. You are my hero ladidadida.. And you are the world's largest jackass and I congratulate you on getting to the top of MY MOST HATED PEOPLE'S LIST..

粗倾

最粗的事情是什么? 就是上有史以来最闷的lecture : IPE，当每个人都专心致志的在玩NDS玩到一半，一只鸟突然不知怎么的飞进lecture theatre。。冷掉。。而且是只乌鸦，好像在讥笑lecturer讲东西讲到很闷，很烂。。

现在我uni的朋友，十之八九都有NDS，而且还是上lecture的时候玩的。。什么叫粗? Mario Party，Tetris，Yu-Gi-Oh，Trauma Centre等等都是上lecture必定有人在玩的。。我呢? 我酱乖当然不会这样! 只是有时break的时候才玩玩一下。。Trauma Centre 超好玩!! 有关医生的故事。。有点像天生妙手一样的game。。

C programming 的lecturer 有粗!! 今天的tutorial，有一个学生问一个很基本的问题(可能是没有接触过programming吧)，完完全全被own!! 那个学生有点stun掉。。好笑倾!Haiz。。跟你们讲你们也不会懂。。

一句话:我很讨厌IPE(Intro to Prof. Engineering)!!!!! 为什么? 因为我可能fail。。不想太多解释。。很伤心很伤心。。

前几天去伟达的家，看到他电脑里面的东西!maiku!! 粗倾! (没有A片，别想歪)连续集多倾倾倾!! 而且都是满新的! 要好好copy!

终于玩完God of War 2 了! 有粗! 很很很很很好好好好好好玩玩玩玩玩!!!!!

星期五晚上要兜在uni到11点。。因为有chinese society的quiz night! 希望好玩lo!

听说家仪没有在古晋了，而在新加坡! 祝他前途无亮，阿，不是不是，是前途无量!!哈哈!! 有缘再见吧，我十二年同班的同学!!

Back in Uni

Haven't blog for a long time already.. It's a strange feeling, don't know how to explain it.. Feels so foreign.. To think last time I can spend everyday blogging, sometimes blog twice a day.. Maybe it is time I get a life..

Back in uni for two weeks or so already.. This blog is going to be quite long, so ppl with eyestrains should look away, and relax for a while.. A lot of words, no pictures, cause I feel lazy to load pictures online.. Surely you all know that?? Sheesh!

First thing first, let's welcome the newcomer in UWA: Wei Tat! Hailing from Kuching, finishing studies in CHMS1 and worked there for a moment, he came to UWA to study Civil Engineer. Let''s give him a round of applause! *clap clap* Due to his arrival, I've doomed to bring a Magic deck everyday to uni and spend a lot of time playing with him.. I should exercise some control over myself.. Sheesh! Note to self: Less Magic, More Mahjong!

Although I'm in my second semester, I'm still taking the core units, such as intro to professional engineering(IPE for short), intro to e&e engineering, Calculus,Stats and Probs(Math) and C programming.

Since i still have to take the stupid math unit, that means I still have to wake up at 530am every morning to eat breakfast and take the bus(not at the same time, if someone misunderstood me).. Up till now, I've missed my bus twice, twice looking at the back of the bus leaving without me inside.. The sentimental... Aw.. Cut that crap.. The math lecturer is one jackass, as we are not to even talk a word in his class, which makes totally no sense.. Kaseng tried discussing something with Justin, and was scolded pretty severely.. Wow! I never met someone who''s that PB, except for maybe my Form Four english teacher.. The stats teacher is one funny guy.. He has a weird accent(German, according to Lionel), and he always relates his stats stuff with footy stats, which is quite funny, since he is a Eagles fan..

IPE is the most, and I must insist on the word most, M-O-S-T boring shit lecture I''ve ever been to!!! OMG! I couldn't believe it! After managed to escape from the dreaded History after SPM, I now have to write a stupid journal on the lectures and the lecture materials! How shitty can that be? Besides, we have to shit in a lecture theatre and listen to the lecturer speak crap on what qualities an engineer should have.. Two lectures have passed and I slept an accumalated time of twenty minutes.. And I have written the longest piece of essay since i graduated from CHMS.. I thought I escaped essays.. Crap to the core!

Intro to e& e isn't bad.. I like the way it is presented.. Things I dont understand in secondary school suddenly fall into places.. The text book(actually lecture notes binded together) is pretty useful, cause it shows the easy way for us to remember things.. And lionel and yuhan have a crush on J.Henry.. OMG! Yuhan, is that text message real? Are you serious?? What about Karen? :P Nothing much to say about his unit, except it is among the best lecture i had until now...

C programming.. For those of you who thinks this is a walk in a park, you're wrong.. Except if the park is the Penang National Park.. The lecture is so freaking boring! 2 hours lecture is very tiring and soul-consuming.. Plus they chose the crappiest lecture theatre in UWA to conduct the lecture.. How bad can that be?? And to think we dont have notes at all.. I prefer Java''s way, that is to give us the whole semester''s notes, so that we can prepare for what''s going to be taught(actually I just want to escape the lectures..)The lab tutor is so freaking ga-ga.. He seems to absorb our question slowly, and takes a long time to tell us wats wrong.. Weird.. They use macs for c-programming, which is a pain in the arse since I''m a total noob in using macs..

Ok.. Enough talking about the lectures i have to take.. Lets talk about something else..

The weather here sucks like a vacuum cleaner(quote from Lionel), since it rains in a weird manner.. Rains for 5 minutes with the gloomiest sky, then sunshine pours in for the next 15 minute or so, then rains like kittens and puppies, then sunshine again, then cats and dogs.. I hate this weather.. a lot of ppl is sick already.. Hope I''m not the next one..

Havent gone to big bowl yet.. Which is a big accomplishment.. Just that I dont feel like the need of walking half the city to the shop and walk back to the bus station.. It seems like a waste of time and energy.. I wonder if Shit and Liang have been there yet.. Hmm.. Must have!

Have resat my freaking GENG1001 exam.. Not that I failed, the details are available in my previous entries, which i''m still tulan about.. This time the question is much harder than ever.. And they didn't put the answer sheets outside to be taken.. Some of my friends took the sup-sup exam and said the questions are exactly the same.. Makes sense.. But they still know the questions..

Can feel my hands starting to cramp due to the "long-ness"(i know it's length ok?) of this post.. I feel lazy to blog already.. Quite tired..

Go sleep now.. Hopefully I dont miss the bus tomolo again..(just missed it today)

See Yz

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Oh well.. Finally the long anticipated book has been released.. For those who haven't read the book, but intend to, I strongly suggest you not to read on.. Haha!!

---- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK---

Children Version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Adult Version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Ok, this book is all about solving the mysteries that has been hovering around from book 1 to book 6.. A lot of mysteries are solved and many ppl are killed! No doubt about it.. And I can assure you, most of the rumours that have been flying here and there has been all lies and not a single drop of truth in it!

SPOILER AHEAD! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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(1) Ok, first of all I would like to salute J.K. Rowling, in keeping the story in the dark for most of the year, risking her credibility by not letting anyone, even the Customs check her luggage just because her manuscript is in there.

The plot itself is pretty good and well organized.. This shows that Rowling has been planning for the whole plot since the writing of the first book.. Everything just seems to fall into place..

(2) Secondly, I would like to express my suprise.. Cause this morning at 730am i went to Borders to collect my copy, and it is almost empty! What happened to all the queues and all the crowds and... You get what i mean! So, I plainly grabbed the book, paid the remaining 20bucks and went home to read.. Lol!!

(3) Thirdly, this is the book which has the most deaths! Let's see now.. Remind me if I miscalculated!

Remus Lupin

Nyphamdora Tonks

Rubues Hagrid

Fred Weasley

Tom Marvolo Riddle(most commonly known as Lord Voldermort)

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody

Rufus Scrimgeour

Severus Snape

Goyle

I must have missed some, cause I remembered it to be more..

(4) Oh yeah, in case you missed it, I didn't mentioned Harry Potter, nor Ron Weasley, nor Hermione Granger in the list! Cause they didn't bloody die! Unlike the suspicion that has been circulating around for sometime! LOL!!

The final chapter is pretty confusing at first, cause Harry has decided to name his kids Lily, James and Albus Severus! And he told Albus Severus that he is named after two of Hogwarts' best headmasters! LOL! That is so confusing! Wonder what it feels like calling your kids name by your parents name..

(5) Mysteries unveiled!

Countless of mysteries are unveiled and the location of the Hocruxes and how to destroy it are revealed throughout the 607 pages of the book..

The location of Hufflepuff''s cup: Never would I think it is in Bellatrix Lestrange's bank account and that is the reason why the cover of the children edition is plenty of gold..

The identity of the last Hocruxes: Well, we get to know that Ravenclaw's lost diadem(some sort of tiara) is a Hocrux, and amazingly, Harry himself is a Hocrux! Amazing right!!! Read the book for more details!

You may ask why the adult version shows Harry is dead... Well, Harry is "dead" for a moment there.. Pretty confusing I agree... Have to read that part a few times..

Snape's betrayal: Alas! He finally die... But before his death, he gave Harry part of his memory.. Pretty informative on why Dumbledore dies and why he turned side..

How to destroy Hocruxes: According to Hermione, the only way is by destroying the Hocrux beyond repair..

Way 1: By using rare and antidote-hard-to-obtain- poisons, like the Basilisk Venom which Harry used to destroy the diary.

Way 2: By using the sword of Godric Gryffindor, which Harry has used to kill the Basilisk and has some of the venom on it...

Way 3: By using some sort of fire.. Forgot the name.. Something like Lynxfyre or something like that...

The meaning of the Title: Deathly Hallows, is three objects which can prevent the possessor from dying.. The Elder Wand, The Resurrection Stone and The Cloak of Invisibility... The Cloak is Harry's Invisibility cloak, which is quite suprisingly! The Resurrection Stone is Marvolo's ring, and the Elder Wand is Dumbledore's wand! Wow!! Read the book to know more!!

(6) Neville's personality has changed totally in this book.. From a coward we see in book One, he changed into someone who can stand up against the tyranny of the "teachers", and in the end, becomes a Professor! In which subject, we can all guess...

Ok.. Wouldn't want to spoil it anymore! Haha!!

In total, I think this book is pretty infomative, and it ended quite stunningly, unlike the way most suppose it will be...

Every Harry Potter supporters should read this book! And i mean EVERYONE!!!

this month

as you all might know, i've been in kuching for the most of this month! been going out a lot and i'm almost given the same crap everyday: "don't come home so late"..



this holiday has been most eventful, at least i wont have to rot in perth doing nothing but sleep and watch dvds... lolx!



the number of times i'm at emagic... i lost count after 10



in total, i'm only at home for meals for exactly 5 times.. yes, you're right! 5 times including breakfast lunch and dinner for 20 days of holidays! most of the time we went out to eat or i go out with my friends to have gathering..



got my results back! currently 3HDs, which i am proud to say that i'm very happy! i actually got a hd for physics! *clap clap!* which is amazing, since i totally suck in physics like most of you noe! haha!!



watched two movies in the cinema..

(1) Transformers: wish I could watch at hoyts but well.. It is so freaking good! But the downside is the sound system here sucks like a vacuum cleaner.. They emphasis on the loudness not the quality! Haiz!! Well.. you couldn't expect much from RM10 right?

Nice Parts:
Every part of the movie, even the part Optimus says:" oops, my bad" is good!

Let downs:
What let downs?

(2) Harry Potter:

Nice Parts:

The DeathEater-OrderMembers showdown! Moody is so cool! One bang on the floor does the trick!

The No.12 grimmauld place appearance! Wow! Definitely not what i imagined!

"I must not tell lies" quill..

The veil sirius "fell in"

The way Dumbly disappear in the office! Nice job Fawkes!

Part two of dumbly and voldy battle

Weasley's disturbance during the exam



Letdowns:

Part one of dumbly and voldy battle- cause it just shows two wand connecting!

Like lionel say, the statue didn't move

The family tree sucks!

No harry's head in the fire.. Shit!

Cho and harry kiss! Kinda fake...


In total this movie isn't that bad, but didn't live to my expectations, like most of the HP movies..


Been spending a lot of money here.. I feel sorry for myself cause i'm going to leave Kuching with nothing in my wallet but my student card and my Aus bank card.. Kinda pathethic i know.. Haha!!

In conclusion, I wanna intro you all one song:
对手-郑伟康/Tank
Quite good, but i cant find a real link for ppl to download..
Just left click it.. Not for download

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... 3 days away.. You all ain't going to see me online on Saturday night! Haha!!!

Kuching

There's only one word to express the weather in Kuching: HOT!

Been sweating like crazy here!

9/7 is an important day! Cause... It is the day the results is out! WOHO!!

HD for the win...

Java: HD!(unsuprisingly, considering how easy the final exam is!)
Physic: HD! (neutral, it is not too hard...)
Maths: HD! (extremely suprising, considering the fact that i screwed up most parts of my exam!)

Yesterday afternoon, played a bit of badminton, which is kinda screwed up, considering the fact that I haven't touched my badminton racket for ages, and i mean AGES!

Yesterday night, Xiao Liang have a housewarming party. His house is right next to er... some ppl's final resting place, and gives me a creepo! Haha!! JKJK! The food was pretty ok, and the karoake system must be broken by now! Haha!!

Feel pretty lazy to blog right now.. Just to give ppl an insight of my life!

P/s: Yong he, gd luck with ur exam! Poor guy..

At the airport

Now I'm blogging at the airport.. Standing man! How much more dedication do you want to ask for? :P... Anyway, I brought my laptop along, thinking I can use free broadband, but who knows? I forgot to bring my lan cable! LOL SIF GG!!

No chinese, no photos, no nothing.. HELL GG! So have to resort to blogging in english..

Last night went to the airport around 7pm, a bit too early, but I checked in first none the less, and I regretted the moment I told the guy I want window seat... GG!! Should have chosen aisle seats... Ah well...

Went into the departure lounge around 8pm, and regretted not bringing a book to read! High chin!! Have to ku there for 1 1/2 hours! How sad that is! Plus my Ipod Shuffle looks like it is going to be dead in a second so very kiu..

The 5 hours on the plane is so freaking boring! I spell it again, B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!! Have nothing to do! Freaking hell! No entertainment and shit like tat! Tried to sleep, but can't sleep! WTH!! At home can sleep like a log, on the plane cannot! Freak! On the same flight with Andrew Leong and his siblings.. Feel so "Xian Mu" they sleep like... something that sleep always...

When I arrived, I collected my luggage and the guy called me to go for custom check.. SIF man!! Like I'm gonna bring drugs... Do i look like someone who does drug trafficking? Honestly!!! (OK, you can shut up lionel and leong.. SIF!)

The moment I step out of the budget terminal, I have absolutely no idea where to go! Mind go blank totally.. Luckily I saw a shuttle bus and I remembered.. Sheesh!! Went on the bus and got to terminal 2...

Ate Mcdonald's "Big" Breakfast.. Sif big.. It is just two piece of toasted bread and a piece of meat and some scrambled egg.. And a hashbrown if i missed that.. SIF BIG!

Went to check in... Leong and his siblings had some problem with their ticket.. Ku there with them. See I so enough friend! Actually cause I have like 10 hours to kill and I just plainly wants to find things to do to kill them!

SIX more hours to go! Freaking hell!

Er... Maybe later I come back to blog again! Now I stand and blog man.. Tough on the leg.. Maybe I'll sit down and play some game! Shit!

See yua!

他妈的high!

This blog is gonna be in English, cause my uni friends also wants to read.. cause it is hell frustrating.. every engineering student will be hell shitty and wants to kill the examiner if they receive this kind of email in their student account..

Well, here goes nothing...

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Dear student

I am writing to inform you of circumstances relating to the examination of GENG1001 Introduction to Engineering Mechanics, conducted on the morning of June 14th 2007. It is essential that you read the information below.

Unfortunately, due to a series of unfortunate incidents that took place during the exam, the exam script that you submitted on June 14th cannot be used for assessment within GENG1001. These incidents included the exam solutions being handed out during the exam itself, the exam solutions being handed to students as they left the venue while other students were still sitting the exam, and the very large number of queries that arose during the exam which I understand caused some disruption. We have a responsibility to all students to ensure that no student/s experience an unfair advantage or disadvantage during an examination, and unfortunately the examination held on June 14th did not meet this standard.

You will therefore be required to re-sit the GENG1001 exam during the first week of second semester, on Wednesday July 25th at 2pm, in Winthrop Hall. The exam will have the same format and duration (3 hr 10 min) as the June 14 exam.

I acknowledge that re-sitting the exam is highly undesirable for all of you, and I have not taken this action lightly. This is the first time in our Faculty''s history that such action has been taken.

In order to minimise disruption to your other studies, we will cancel any lectures and laboratories in Engineering and Maths units, that would be scheduled for the afternoon of July 25th. We will also ensure that no Engineering and Mathematics assignments will be due in that first week of Semester. We will also be happy to provide letters requesting special consideration to coordinators of units taught outside our Faculty where there are lectures/laboratories scheduled for that afternoon or assignments due around that time.

Please note that any student who has been granted a deferred exam for GENG1001, will be required to sit the exam on July 25th at 2pm in Winthrop Hall, with the rest of the GENG1001 cohort.

I sincerely apologize for this situation, and hope that you understand that we are working towards an equitable outcome for all of you.
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And you promised me(us, watever!) a FAIR solution? This is hell not fair! RESIT FOR A TEST? THAT IS NEVER HEARD BEFORE! WAT THE FUCK IS THAT KIND OF LOGIC! DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Plus not everyone received the stupid answer sheet.. And that is like for 5 minutes only! WHO THE FREAK CARES!

THAT IS HELL NOT FAIR FOR US!!! TO THINK WE HAVE TO STUDY DURING OUR HOLS! Somemore I'll be in kch during the hols! I thought studying in Kuching is over already! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

THIS IS SOME KIND OF NIGHTMARE.. I KNOW IT IS.. maybe if i go to sleep and when i wake up, everything might be OK....

ZZZ....

SHIT! everything is still the same! T.T

So much for holidays...

ONE THING I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND:
WHY DO WE HAVE TO PAY FOR SOMETHING THE EXAMINERS SCREW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fellow geng comrades, anyone who wants to burn down the stupid engineering building, lets gather round and burn it to crisp..

Joking... not angry till like that! but almost!

shit.. I can almost imagine me studying and doing jellyfish in kuching..

SIEN MAN!!!

Weirdest and most tulan phone call ever...

Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello? Hai! I'm from Optus(one of the phone company here, which is weird, cause I'm using Virgin Mobile).
Me: Er... Yeah.. Can I help you?(Trying to be courteous)
Caller: Ah Yeah, there's this new package, that I thought you might be interested.
Me: Let me ask you first, how did you get my number in the first place?
Caller: Never mind about that!(First rudeness)
me: Er... Ok!
Caller: This package is very good one.(The guy is an Indian) If you sign up to this package, we will give you a new phone.
Me: Er.. But I'm already on a package right now.(Which is true)
Caller: You still can have a new one, right? (Laugh to self)
Me: -.-|| (OKkkkk...., starting to get a bit creepy and frustrating)
Me: I'm not interested, but thanks anyway.
Caller: Wait! There's a new phone, a (some model, can't remember)!
Me: I'm not interested... (Uneasy, trying to get of the stupid phone call politely)Er, I'm driving right now, so forgive me for hanging up!(Which i am not, cause i have no licence and no car here)
Caller: You're driving and talking on the phone at the same time? Now, if you sign up for this package, i won't tell anyone about this.
Me: !!! (How rude can you be!! WTF!)

I just pressed the red button on my phone and go:"WHAT THE FXXK!!!!!!"

What do you call a sheep with no leg?
A cloud.

考试。。

从星期一开始就是我在uni的第一个semester exam。。是kiu chin chin! 整整整个non-teaching study break都在念书，我觉得统考的时候我都没有这么pia! 我的一群书友也说他们在TEE(他们的统考)也没有那么用功!可能是因为我们是international student,需要还双倍以上的价钱才能够来到这个uni来念吧!粗勒!可是这里的local读书厉害的厉害，差的却差到爆乳!

有点偏移主题了。。

回归正传，星期一是physic(乃是我最怕的考试)。。幸好放在第一天，没有的话。。幸好今年的题目都算满容易的。。唯有heat and thermodynamic今年比以往几年都难。。electric还算有人性一点。。可能是教授知道他教的太烂了，所以没有刁难我们。哈哈!!! 当天下午就和书友们留在library学星期三的maths。。可是由于某种原因(lionel,你太吵了!)，所以两个钟头后就回家。。在bus上面不懂为何那么满!干!但是林北高超的睡功又发威了，站着睡!你能吗?

星期二，整天在家pia maths!这里的maths跟一中的比，简直就是没得比。。不要误会，我是说这里的实在难到爆乳!LOL! 什么taylor polynomial, power series, kernel什么tulan东西，一念就头痛。。

星期三，考试虽然在下午，可是一大清早就跑到uni哽书。。一进考场，唯一能讲的话是:冷!!! 他妈没牙! 冷倾!! 穿jacket还那么冷!吊!maths又没人性般难!(我在说出题者) 什么东西不问，就问我不大会的东西!分明跟我作对!考完试就510了，回到家就600，冲凉，吃饭，搞到来都700了!还没念到书勒!痛苦!! 念到12，眼睛张不开了。。set alarm(注意这点)，就去睡觉!

今天早上:
时间:0645-0800
地点:家
事件经过:天翻地覆，一面刷牙，一面诅咒那个alarm没有battery。。真的有够背!!!去busport，bus跟我说拜拜!到uni都八点。。干!

没有念到什么就这样(学ah bird还是不知谁)空枪上阵。。幸好有惊无险。。题目还跟以前考题很相似。。所以pass没有问题!yata!!
又要讲故事了:
时间:1000(考试其间)
地点:Winthrop hall(考试地点)
事件:考官不小心发下答案卷。。ROMBLOL!!!! 简直就笑场麻。。。可惜没有分到我这里他们就发现错了!!据说是有一个没头没脑的教官跟其他教官说那是参考资料。。。 LOL! 所以有头有脑的教官就叫每个人望天花板，望到所有answer sheet收完为止!简直就。。。


每个人在这时候都考完试了。。可是。。我还要ku着到下个星期三。。就是因为那个可恨的java!为什么不要早点!!! 但也好。。因为。。我还没动到。。GFG!!

伟达即将成为我的学弟。。有点好笑。。哈哈!!但是还是欢迎他!!

明天到底要去uni学java吗?还是在家?犹豫犹豫。。

现在去吃晚餐了!

ciaoz!!

杂谈

"Tomolo go big bowl eat, don't tell me you want to study and don't come. 1130 at train station"...

GFG!什么SMS来的!LOL!(Anyway,谢谢邀请!接近闷到要自刎了!)

明天就这样约好在train station见面，然后去大碗面吃！

我相信大家都知道大碗面是什么家伙吧！这是这里有名（在我们这些人中）的店，专门卖很大碗的面！有几久没有去吃了说真的！

明天的节目都定了：
（1）630一醒，整理东西，准备去uni读书！是study group!很粗的study group！里面就有两个lodge school 的hiong ka!
（2）1130 meet XL CX 他们！
（3）午餐后会uni继续pia!

不是我要那么pia woi!只是这次考试能决定我能不能够得到这里的奖学金，如果能的话，简直就GFG!而成绩不好的话，就diao lo!

最近有几天都是在uni度过！LIbrary做工的人，可以不要这样pu bo 吗？两个钟头一到，就赶我们出study room! walao!

haiz!还是有点显！因为死鬼physic的electromagnetism有够吊！不爽！其他physic的项目都ok了！就是这个项目头痛！

眼看人家考试，考一个礼拜就考完，自己还要ku多一个礼拜！感觉真不好受！现在就不好受了。。不懂到时候感觉是怎样！haiz!

还是说说今天吧！去uni，就去library念书！看到Andrew Zhang到了，就去join他！之后lionel和他女朋友也来了！还没真正念到书，就两个钟头！原来Zhang一早就到，早就借了！GFG！就到engineering building的其中一间空着的房间，就在那里念到1pm那样！之后来了一批人，说他们现在有tutorial!哈？study break 也有tutorial? LOL! 又搬家。。 搬到computer lab 那里念！不爽！

总之还是有念到一些东西。。希望够应付考试！

现在就要念了！

祝我好运！

麻将Mahjong

有看我的部落格的都知道我在uni闲空的时候做什么!没错!就是跑到cameron loft那里去玩麻将!

虽然我不是麻将学会的一份子，但是我却时常在那里出没，原因有很多:其一是为了打发时间，其二是为了为我手解痒，其三是为了和同志切磋，其四就是认识多一些朋友!不错吧!一石四鸟!

在澳洲打牌似乎比在古晋打牌要得简单，可能是没有玩钱的关系吧!每个人都专门往大牌前进!碰碰胡和混一色是最平凡的。像我这样的高手那里还仅限于这样浅的!清一色，七对子，一条龙等等都纷纷出来!hiong勒!就是十三么没有一次做成!有一次差点儿做成，而且是自摸!就给leong坏了大事，而且是KFC!简直是笃光弟弟!

昨天是很笃光弟弟的一天!为什么?因为我搭了一小时的bus去uni只为了上一堂lecture!干!之后就有朋友讲去麻将，到了会所底楼(会所在一个独立的建筑物的顶楼)，才发现通往楼梯的门锁住!瓦靠!我们一班友都很笃光弟弟!门锁的原因很简单:开门的学生今天没来!!!瓦靠! 不得不搭多一个小时的bus回家!

要学书了。。

再见!

哈利波特

这个blog是献给哈利波特的。。

昨天看电视，有关Warner Bros.将在2009年开放哈利波特游乐场!超干!而且看起来还满架势一下的!肯定能够像Disneyworld一样成功!
据说有以下的special features:
(1)给游客体验施法的感觉
(2)以哈利波特为主题的rides。。
(3)Hogwarts Castle重现!据说是由和做戏中的Castle的设计组一样。。肯定会很geng一下!
(4)各种merchandise!
还有很多，只是不懂还有什么!

昨天去查一下，哈利波特(戏和书)的总收入如下:
(1)单单书就以63种语言卖出325百万本了!一本如果我们算RM60(算很便宜!)，就很容易超过1billion了!
(2)最后一本，Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows，在预购方面，在美国而已，就有12 million了! 超恐怖!
(3)已发行的四部戏，就超过1.7billion英镑!wakao!!
(4)7月13日的Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix肯定会爆满!你知道为什么吗?因为第七本书在八天后出版! lol!!

很期待!什么都期待!

可惜有考试!不然一定很high!

Chinese Software breakdown again.... Sien liao!!!!!!!

Sorry ppl! My chinese software is once again denying me again.. Like the way GL deny YZ's creep! Don't know why, I keep getting problem with my stupid NJ star.. Dont ask me why i use such a useless chinese software.. Cause my lappy couldn't support chinese star.. Sad!

These few days a bit kintio already.. Y? If you don't know why don't say u know me! Siasoi chin chin!! Cause lin pei still left 12 days before my first uni semester test.. Less than 2 weeks ui... Not kintio then fake lo!

Today, got my physic marks back...(Drumrolls plz...) 10/15! Woho!! So damn happy! Cause we check online, and the first thing i go see is whether I passed or not.. Not double digit or not.. U see? The test is so freaking hard till I have to do that! When I see 10... It's like IZ finally got a gf like tat! C~~ Ch~~!

The stupid calmaeth is so freaking frustrating that I am so happy when I finally finish it.. Next semester not touching that feika program again! Woho!! How cool can that be! One of my friend got so frustrated at one question and he was like banging the keyboard.. Did I mention that it is in math lab, which is a very public place? So embarrasing..

Sis got a pay rise today, so we went to Taurus for dinner.. The food there is so good man! Makes me think of Kuching food.. Malaysian cooking style.. After so many kind of food i ate, still prefer Malaysian food.. the combination plate makes me think of the Chicken Rice shop behind Hock Lee.. Damn good.. But the price tag.. Of course different la!

Sorry chang xu.. Not that I don't want to go out eat with u ui.. Really.. My wallet is as empty as... Couldn''t think of anything.. Shit.. Paid off my phone bill and my smartrider fares.. Then I'm pretty broke liao.. Maybe before u go back Kch man.. LOL!

Next month is Album month.. JJ, JinSha, ZhangDL and LeeHom i heard.. Cant wait for them to come out..

These few days keep listening to Usher's Burn! Hell cool! I know it's pretty old song.. But three days ago I saw the MTV.. WTF kinda cool u noe?
"too many days, so many hours,I'm still burnin' till you return"
How cool can it be?

Loner,
Wilfred

P/S: I'm not winnie the pooh on drugs ok? Thanks for nothing, Meng and Lineal!

Blogging from university

In case you notice, the time now is 3.36 pm friday. Right now I'm still in uni and unfortunately i can only blog in english.. I know, it's a disaster right? Like it make any difference.. Cause recently my blog comment is hell pathetic man.. Anyway..

These few days quite a bit slack off lo.. Need to pia liao! Test is just two weeks off and I just spent most of my lunch hour playing mahjong!(Thanks Andrew, I owe you much... not!!!) What the freaking hell! They rather skip lectures and tutorials and play mahjong in uni! I, on the other hand, don't skip lectures! Guai le! ( For those who don't know, there is a mahjong club in my uni! How cool can you get?)

Yesterday is a pretty tiring day.. Mainly cause I wake up in the middle of the night to see Liverpool lose! What the ****!!! It's like seeing Suns lose to Spurs again and seeing Manchester lose to chelsea again times ten times! Now I know how Yao dong feels when Miami got knock out in the first round 4-0.. LOl!!

Anyway, the rest of the day is mostly dedicated to a freaking thing called java! Have to finish the project by next friday, and my program is like bugs here and there, and the format ain't that perfect either! Spent 2 hours in the lab, and then went to Trinity College to find my friend.. Trinity college is a residential college for UWA, and my lab partner stays there.. Played a bit of that PSP of his( NFS carbon for PSP is so differnent from PS2's).. Then downloaded some movies and series.. SOng!!

The stupid project now is on 70% achievement.. Need to fix the format.. Freaking hell!

Around 3 pm, guang jian them came to my uni to play basketball, but my phone is on silent so I didn't hear it.. sorry.. Around 4pm i went to play for a while, but I played so crappy that I cant even lay-up! Freaking hell! Sorry chang xu! I know I played really badly..

Went to Morley later in the evening and went to my bro-in-law's house.. Went to Han's cafe in Morley Centro Galleria.. Ate curry noodles! Not bad, but the down side is there is a lot of onions, which any friend of mine will know I don't eat!

Tired exhausted, and pretty much feeling crap, went to bed early, but woke up late! Shit!! Almost missed my bus! Luckily the bus is the bus I usually catch and the driver sort of know me and waited me for a moment! Thanks!

Engineering have a new lecturer.. He babbles through the whole lecture and he practically reads of the notes that we can print out from the net.. What a noob! So basically I am half awake in the lectures, which is saying something, considering only 10 out of 50 who attended his lecture is awake! Ppl don't even bother to go to his lecture.. How pathetic is that? And the jokes he's trying to make, it makes Fu Long's joke sound extremely funny..(no offense fu long)

Linear Algebra lectures sounds like German lectures now.. No one actually understand wat he writes and says.. Just copying wat he says.. I'm so screwed, right?

Recently my friends have a private club going around called LFGF(Looking for a girlfriend)! How pathetic can they be? Haha!! Me? I prefer staying single! Gfg!

New words:
GFG: Good fucking game!
GLFO: Good luck f*** off!
some i forgot atm.. hehe!!

So freaking hell boring right now..

Time to go!

Ciaoz!!

五月天

不错的一首歌:五月天
听说mv内还有selina的吻戏!keng wo!! 听说还是和五月天的成员。。忘了是谁。。

按击右键，Save target as..

五月天MV-courtesy of Youtube


五月天
歌手：s.h.e. 专辑：play

黄金海岸的岸边我们肩并着肩
洁净的蓝天清澈的水面
吻成一条海平线
看你温柔的双眼弹着吉他的弦
歌词是诺言旋律是依恋
唱出一首五月天

五月的天刚诞生的夏天
我们之间才完成的爱恋
紧握的手里面有好多明天
五月的天梦开始要鲜艳
前方蜿蜒一长串的心愿
我们一天一天慢慢实现

大雨冲走了昨天青春乌云几片
彩虹的旁边有星星几点
迫不及待在眨眼
海风味道变香甜沙滩镶满亮片
你哼着永远我和着不变
合唱一首五月天
海浪拼命欢呼跳跃一遍又一遍
鼓励我们看谁先吻谁的脸
为这五月之恋再添一个逗点
再多的五月天怕也不够我们沉醉
海燕身边来回盘旋扮演着领队
彷佛听见幸福在前面不远
为这五月之恋再添一点信念
往后的五月天和你走到比永远还远

另一首不错的:中国话
MV 不是那么好看。。但是歌词还满sat sat 几下!

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又看了Spiderman 3(朋友dl!)。。第二次看没什么兴趣了。。

手脚有点僵硬了。是天气的关系呢? 还是少运动的关系? 好像运动。。但是天气和生活都不允许。。

累

失落，陷入低潮

最近上天似乎在跟我作对。我已经很乖了!没有像昌旭他们那样挥霍!为何。。为何。。

Project进展像lan一样。。什么thumbnail太令人头痛了。 有点想放弃却不能。。

Suns被踢去局外。。又要等到明年了。。

Physic考试过了。。有点怕。。拿到考卷的时候，Andrew望了过来，我望了过去，就出现这样的表情: '.'|| 还是 T.T 我都忘了。。

最近有失眠。。黑眼圈大得比熊猫来得大。。

Blog又再次陷入低潮。。少之又少人来了。。

考试时间表拿到了。。为何每个人都大概满早就完了，而我。。而我。。而我要ku多一个礼拜??!! ！@#$%&*&%$#!!! 就是因为Java!! T.T

恨不得考试快点完。。

人家说，明天会更好。。希望明天快点到。。

Wasted weekend

Due to some of my friends that don know how to read chinese(yeah, tat's u lionel!), i'll write this blog in english. Not that I am not going to write in chinese anymore, just for this particular post i'm going to write in english.

The past weekend is so totally wasted! I can't believe I wasted it like so! I simply couldn't! It's like when I look at chang xu's eye, i couldn't believe he smoke weed! OMG! Don't like tat le!

Saturday is mostly dedicated to cleaning up my pig sty, aka my room! It's become such a mess that I have to use a plower to plow through all my stuffs! OK, bad metaphor, but you get what I mean! At long last, I found some of my games I brought from Kuching(sorry Xiao Liang, that is not for you!)

Sunday is totally wasted, and did I mention? WASTED, with a big, capital, enormous W!!! Morning went to church(after saying Happy Mother's Day to mum of course!), then afternoon went K with Shit, XL, MK, KC and Millie! Ate lunch at the Bim-Bim-Bap place. Fxxk you Liang! Make me waste energy nia! Hate you! You know Utopia and City very far? Now I know why you ask me to go Utopia first liao! Cause you wan to use me to change the booking time right! Kesi you!

Helen joined us for lunch, then she went back home! I was like stunned for 3.14159 seconds! Come liao then go sing K la! Wa piang! Say something about busy wor! Wat's so busy? Go la! Screw assignments! Ok, I know this should not be coming out from my mouth.. What the heck!

Went to Utopia. First song KC sang some Jay Chow song, I forgot which one liao. I'm next and "Long Juan Feng" is so freaking hard to sing! I regret choosing it liao! We all sort of struggled singing "Hei Se You Mo"! Diao! So high!! When singing "Shao Nian" Millie is like waving her hand like HuiHui! Haha!! faggot!

After that, I went back home lo, don't know where they go. Go back home, try to study, but end up sleeping! WTF man!! I hate myself!!

6pm, went to Dragon Seafood with bro-in-law and his mum and some of his relatives to eat what? SEAFOOD la! lol!! Steamboat style! It's not as good as I imagine lo, but it's quite good, though not AUD35 worth! The manager must be playing psychology game with the customers, cause the good stuff comes out at the last minutes! WTF! Salmon and "Hai Som"(How did it get there! *Snicker!*)! Diao eh!!! Though a bit full, I still sapu some of the salmons! I didn't pay 35 for nothing you know!

So this leaves me and my physics down the drain! Dreaded it like death!!!

Just watched "The Rich List", which is a game in which you have to name a list of the themes that they give! You know what the sudden death question is? Freaking hell man! "Past and present Staff in Hogwarts that appeared in Harry Potter books"! WTF!!! I can create such a list so long that... It's long... Wa piang eh!! First team:"Albus Dumbledore", Second Team:"Is there such a character as slack? The guy in black hair? Mean and stuff like that?(Imagine who it is!)""We'll say Slack!" First time I see ppl so stupid man!!!

Suns, don't lose ui!! Tomolo morning against spurs! A bit 凶多吉少.. If lose then hard to win liao!

Gotta study liao! Ciaoz!!

P/s: I strongly recommend "The Belgariad" by David Eddings, which is a five book series and the plot is a bit like Lord of the Rings! Hell good!! Plus it has another sequeal called "The Mallorean", which is also five books, and some spin-offs.. So it's about safe to say it is a fifteen book series! Siao le!! But the story is really good lo! And the language is not like Lord of the Rings and easier to understand!