sandiago1988-blogspot.com史上最长的blog!

最近在msn与朋友的对话(为了私隐的关系，就称他为GUY)

[金荣]Wilfred says:
my every friend in uni all got nintendo ds

[金荣]Wilfred says:
cibai

[金荣]Wilfred says:
me very 自卑

GUY says:
cibai

[金荣]Wilfred says:
u noe they play wat game?

[金荣]Wilfred says:
pokemon diamond.....

GUY says:
ask them go die

GUY says:
ask them kam lan
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GUY says:
when nitendo release sex game hoe?

[金荣]Wilfred says:
-_-||

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不要问我最后一句怎么pok出来的!我不懂!

我的朋友，一眼看过去就知道是死不有钱的!每个人都有一台nintendo ds，而且每五人就有一个有nintendo wii，每十人就有一台ps3!什么叫做不爽!

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昌旭i'm sorry! 不是我不要接电话，是我电话关silent!tmd!

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最近忙在赶assignment。 很奇怪，你们全部都好像有什么presentation的，唯独我没有。但是我敢担保，林北的assignment绝对能跟你们的presentation拼!总觉得这种workload，有点好像回到一中的感觉。。问题是，一中的作业可以换时间。。这里一过dateline还没online submit，你就可以跟你的分数说bye-bye!我朋友就是这样，慢了两三分钟而已，听好，是两三分钟而已，就对着他的分数唱:
"我送你离开，千里之外。。"
"每一次和你分开，每一次Kiss you goodbye"
(林北乱篇的，谁会有心情唱歌?!!!)

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孝良，你可以还会我的连续剧和game吗?还有有什么game借借一下!

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最近拿到math test的成绩，他妈的!19/20!扣一分是什么你知道吗?考卷下面注明:
"Next time,please write final solution!"
x妈的!他x的!他妈x!
就是因为忘了写:"So the final solution is x+y+z=3"这样的lanpa东西!明明答案对!
x妈的!他x的!他妈x!

还有java assignment!明明就用电脑改，这样久都没有好!

朋友最近burn了heroes 1-12!希望近期之内能看!

Spiderman明天上映，可是应该要等到下礼拜才能看。。

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最近在巴士上听到一个会令你哭笑不得的对话:
(前言:澳洲的bus都会升降，以便让残障人士上车)
时间: 早上7.30左右
地点: 前往UWA的78号bus上
人物: Blonde Girl，Her friend

*Bus driver把bus降下*
Blonde Girl: OMG!!
Her friend: What?
Blonde Girl: That is so cool!
Her friend: What is so cool?
Blonde Girl: Didn;t you feel it just now?
Her friend: What?
*Bus driver把bus升回*
Blonde Girl: OMG! That is like so totally cool!
Her friend:(impatiently) What the fxxk u mean?
Blonde Girl: How did they do that? How did they poke a hole in the tyres to let the bus down and fill it out again so fast?
Her friend:(face emotion -_-||)

他妈的!我不耐顷! 难怪美国人会说blonde通常都。。

最近有听到蛮ok的joke，冷莫怪!
Joke 1:
There is four ppl:Spiderman,Batman,clever Malay and dumb Malay。there is a diamond on the floor。In the end, who took the diamond?
Answer:Dumb Malay. Cause the others are fictional character.

Joke 2:
*There is a mirror who knows only the truth and nothing but the truth. And if someone tells something untruthful, he will vanish into thin air.*

A clever guy go forward to the mirror:
"I think I am the smartest guy in the world."
*Poof* he vanishes into thin air.

A pretty girl go forward:
"I think I am the prettiest girl in the world."
Another *Poof* signifies her disappearance.

A Malay go forward:
"I think.."
Immediately he disappears.

用你们的智慧来想想这些笑话的意思。