Thursday 26 April 2007

血光之灾

OK!事先申明,林北没有生命危险,也没有半身不遂的!

其实对你们来说,可能没有什么大不了,可是对我而言,可是生活的一大阻碍!它令我的生活很麻烦,很麻烦!

已经是一个礼拜的事情了,可是还是要提,林北bek ce 顷!

事说上个星期六,本人跟着姐夫到洗车场去洗车!不懂那天头脑在想什么,整天都心不在焉似的!好衰不衰就在那时候灾难降临!

总之,有了教训:以后一出车门,记得记得确保整个身体在车外才关车门!

你们大概都猜得出了吧!对了!我做了jigong事:把车门大力的xiang在林北的食指!那种痛楚,不懂能用什么言语表示,就好像看到czech republic 输给ghana一样,就好像看到suns去年败给mavs一样,就好像看到昌旭给狗吊一样(好像偏离话题了,没关系)。。

指甲内顿时间积满了血,但是因为有指甲的阻碍,因此血无法流出来,那种在里面积着积着的pressure不是盖的,好像随时会把我的指甲都弄断一样。。俗语说的好:十指连心,那时真的深深体会到了!

最后还是到了GP那里看医生。。第一次的医生我只能够说是庸医,只用一个小刀在指甲上割一条线,让积血流出。。但只是少量。。 AUS62.50。。无言。。

在city走走,但是还是很痛,而且似乎更严重。不耐!再回去。。不一样的医生,是个大肚婆。可能大肚婆耐性比较小,她很直接的告诉我要在指甲上烧一个洞。。顿时好像被triple basher 和double radiance sao了一拳。。stun了足足9.4秒。。无言。。

看着她写的report大致是这样的(他们这里是先写report才进行诊疗):
case: finger hameo--(忘了什么字,总之就是内积血)
Apparatus:Paper clip(big one)(stun 了一下),lighter(stun了两下)
Procedure:Burn the paper clip till red hot and press the clip against the nails(stun 了三下)

哇靠!是会kiu几下罗!

烧红,插第一次,不成功。。第二,第三,第四。。都不过!

可能她肚懒了,就在第n次,很大力的插下去。。卖几百懒觉kukuhigh!她忘了指甲底下是肉!有谁要试试看,林北愿意帮他!

之后画面有恶心,不想在想起了。。

现在打字困难,写字困难,连握个杯子都难。

可能你们会嫌我无聊,但是俗语又有云:

哑巴吃黄连,有苦自己知。。

12 comments:

Millie said...

walau..so ke lian meh?luckily not ur butt ah..if not~~perth akan banjir darah..hahahaha~~~
no lar..eat more vitamin lor..n don hand itchy itchy go n play wit ur wound..don say i din warn u..
ps. my 2 sofa today..haiz..got bit sian..hahahah!!!

tmacliang1 said...

diao.. si ming boi~
y u wan qiang my sofa!
zzzzz

jy u so soi lo~
haha...
fei ka!

Freddy金榮 said...

the wound is inside my nails le.. how to play with it? it's not like i'll use a bloody(no pun intended) red hot paper clip to burn a lot of holes on my nails, right? not that dumb yet, mind.. ming boi u sien wat?

Caren said...

walao.. seems really painful..
kelian kelian..

JJ said...

whaah millie's butt funny woi~~~~


cow..like this need go doc meh....

jus wait for the nail to grew n the blood inside will comeout it self de la~~~~~~


no need to go pok ur nail n let the blood come out....i dunno lah..i always do nth when my nail been slam...

Freddy金榮 said...

jing jiang, when i get back kch, u stay there diam diam and i slam ur finger, can? then i let u stay there for five hour like tat.. u like millie ha? u say her butt funny.. uhui...

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 said...

粗倾!millie butt funny?
FInally say out LAR! TELL U SAY IT EARLIER LIAW! oooooppps

i can imagine the pain, but behtahan the part she pok ur hand N times, HAHAHA! sori~

JJ said...

haha u slam me liao then give me rm 1000 wan???


haha u suck ur finger lah when u tiok slam...jus like u suck ur dick like that....

i mean millie say ur ASS very funny lah!!
whaaha...the whole aus will be banjir by ur ass blood!!

hahaa

Freddy金榮 said...

jing jiang don deny it liao! i noe you like millie a lot! don like tat!

guang snake, she really poke so many time till i tulan! suddenly pass through and too far in.. a bit tulan!

jing jiang, you can suck ur own dick de ha? ngaiti.. maybe cause u too short..

Millie said...

aish~~
who wouldn't like me?i'm so likable!!!hahahaha~~
banjir darah..banjir kerana kamu punggung punya darah come out..hahahaha~~

DevilSaphire AKA tonyhawk8802 said...

dn deny liaw lar JJ! like dis i cannot up level u noe? so sien...
(WTF im saying)

jin rong 文笔不错,帮你推推!
哈哈!

无言 to millie ...Zzzz

Anonymous said...

just saw this blog today.. paise ar.. haha..
walau! really really gross man! thank you for not going into the details! ahahaha!
n btw.. GROSS!!!!!!!

~belinda