Epic How i met your mother
Lol!! This is epic How i met your mother!
Can't find a youtube clip for it, but yeah. The dialog is as below:
Ted: Barney, the three day rule is insane. Who even came up with that?
Barney: Jesus
Marshall: Barney, please, not with Jesus
Barney: Seriously Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited for three days before coming back to life. It was perfect. If he had only waited for one day, a lot of people wouldn't have heard that he died. They will be like:"Hey, Jesus, what up?" Then Jesus will be like :"What up? I died yesterday." And they would be all :"Er, you look pretty alive to me,dude." Then Jesus would have to explain to him how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And the dude will be like "OK, whatever you say bro."
Barney: And he's not going to come back on a saturday. Everybody will be busy. Doing their chores, work in a loom, trimming their beard. No, he waited the exact right number of days, three.
Barney: Plus, it's Sunday, everyone will be in church already. And everyone will be like:"Oh no, Jesus is dead." And then "BANG!" He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high-five. True story.
Maybe you don't find it funny, but it is. Seriously. True story.
Can't find a youtube clip for it, but yeah. The dialog is as below:
Ted: Barney, the three day rule is insane. Who even came up with that?
Barney: Jesus
Marshall: Barney, please, not with Jesus
Barney: Seriously Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited for three days before coming back to life. It was perfect. If he had only waited for one day, a lot of people wouldn't have heard that he died. They will be like:"Hey, Jesus, what up?" Then Jesus will be like :"What up? I died yesterday." And they would be all :"Er, you look pretty alive to me,dude." Then Jesus would have to explain to him how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And the dude will be like "OK, whatever you say bro."
Barney: And he's not going to come back on a saturday. Everybody will be busy. Doing their chores, work in a loom, trimming their beard. No, he waited the exact right number of days, three.
Barney: Plus, it's Sunday, everyone will be in church already. And everyone will be like:"Oh no, Jesus is dead." And then "BANG!" He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high-five. True story.
Maybe you don't find it funny, but it is. Seriously. True story.
3 comments:
i am searching for that series as well haha.
Been receiving pretty much nice comments from friends
yeah. pretty good series! have to watch!
epic...totally epic.. love that series!
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