Yesterday I watched the most hilarious Singaporean movie ever made - Money not enough 钱不够用.. This movie is sort of describing my PK situation.. It is a pretty old movie, but when I found it underneath those movie I have, I am as high as when Lionel smells his gum.. Weird guy..
The movie is about three guys who struggle to get money and each has their own dilema.. Feel so lazy to intro the movie already.. If anyone is interested just go google it! HAHA!!
Wellz, the movie contains a lot of Singaporean and Hokkien and Singlish humours that some people might not find amusing, but for some one like me who understand all of it, it is totally hilarious.. Here are a few scenarios that are so funny that even Buzz cracks up when I told him this morning..
(All translated into English)
(1)
In Registry Office:
Guy A: What do you put under S-E-X?
Guy B: If I write, I write almost everyday.. If you write then you write once in a long while..
Guy A: O..
Guy C : No la! S-E-X you write M or F..
Guy A : O.. Then I write F lo..
Guys B & C: Har?
Guy A: M for mother, F for father mah!
Guy C : No la, M for male, F for female! Aiyo!
Guy B : They should let us write B or G..
Guy A: That one I know, Boy or Girl!
Guy B: Dont be such a smartass( ke kiang), it is B for Bo(Female in hokkien), G for Gang(Male in hokkien)
Guy C cracks up laughing..
Guy C : Here you write your bday..
Guy A: O... 3 of March
Guy C: What year?
Guy A: Every year lo!
Guy B and C cracks up....
(2)
Guy A: Welcome to All Lee enterprise.. As you know we are all Lees so anyone with the surname Lee sure can get along well with us..
Mr Lee: Is it?
Guy A: Sure!! You see, we have Adam Lee, Hung Lee, Jack Lee.....
Mr Lee: Dont tell me the Singh there is also surnamed Lee...
Guy A: (Whisper) Lee also.. Mangka Lee(Hokkien for most foreigners from Indian and Sri Lanka)
(3)
Guy A and Guy B are being chased by ppl for money, Guy A by the bank, Guy B by Loan Shark
Guy A and Guy B ''s phones ring at the same time..
Guy A's phone - Bank
Guy B's phone - Loan Shark
Bank: Guy A, I'm sorry to inform you that your loan's is way overdue..
Loan Shark: Guy B, you die till where? You run very fast is it? I tell you, now your loan is due already! How you die?
Bank: If you don't pay your loan within three days...
Loan Shark: Nga si lu bo di sa jit heng teng wa nang lui( If you din pay us in three days)
Bank: You will know what happen...
Loan Shark: Nin Bei ai lu ka teng ciu teng( I want you hands and legs to be broken)
(4)
Guy B and Guy C on the phone
Guy B in the toilet trying to shit...
Guy C called
Guy B: Walau eh... What the hell you want?
Guy C: Eh, Guy B!
Guy B: Aiya, making cake la!(hang up)
Guy B: Walau! What again!
Guy C: Waiseh! You know how to make cake ah! What kind of cake!
Guy B: Chocolate cake la!(hang up)
Guy B: Walau! What!
Guy C: Ei! I don't know you know how to make cake le! Give me some!
Guy B: Ok la! Later you come over and take la!(hang up!)
Guy B: Walau!!! What again! Ok la ok la! All give u...
Different guy called and announced a bad news..
The shit fell off..
(Ok, might not occur to some of u that chocolate cake = shit!)
There''s a lot more of this kind of humour.. Welz.. if you got the chance you should really watch it again! HAHA!!
