Wednesday 30 May 2007

Chinese Software breakdown again.... Sien liao!!!!!!!

Sorry ppl! My chinese software is once again denying me again.. Like the way GL deny YZ's creep! Don't know why, I keep getting problem with my stupid NJ star.. Dont ask me why i use such a useless chinese software.. Cause my lappy couldn't support chinese star.. Sad!

These few days a bit kintio already.. Y? If you don't know why don't say u know me! Siasoi chin chin!! Cause lin pei still left 12 days before my first uni semester test.. Less than 2 weeks ui... Not kintio then fake lo!

Today, got my physic marks back...(Drumrolls plz...) 10/15! Woho!! So damn happy! Cause we check online, and the first thing i go see is whether I passed or not.. Not double digit or not.. U see? The test is so freaking hard till I have to do that! When I see 10... It's like IZ finally got a gf like tat! C~~ Ch~~!

The stupid calmaeth is so freaking frustrating that I am so happy when I finally finish it.. Next semester not touching that feika program again! Woho!! How cool can that be! One of my friend got so frustrated at one question and he was like banging the keyboard.. Did I mention that it is in math lab, which is a very public place? So embarrasing..

Sis got a pay rise today, so we went to Taurus for dinner.. The food there is so good man! Makes me think of Kuching food.. Malaysian cooking style.. After so many kind of food i ate, still prefer Malaysian food.. the combination plate makes me think of the Chicken Rice shop behind Hock Lee.. Damn good.. But the price tag.. Of course different la!

Sorry chang xu.. Not that I don't want to go out eat with u ui.. Really.. My wallet is as empty as... Couldn''t think of anything.. Shit.. Paid off my phone bill and my smartrider fares.. Then I'm pretty broke liao.. Maybe before u go back Kch man.. LOL!

Next month is Album month.. JJ, JinSha, ZhangDL and LeeHom i heard.. Cant wait for them to come out..

These few days keep listening to Usher's Burn! Hell cool! I know it's pretty old song.. But three days ago I saw the MTV.. WTF kinda cool u noe?
"too many days, so many hours,I'm still burnin' till you return"
How cool can it be?

Loner,
Wilfred

P/S: I'm not winnie the pooh on drugs ok? Thanks for nothing, Meng and Lineal!

Friday 25 May 2007

Blogging from university

In case you notice, the time now is 3.36 pm friday. Right now I'm still in uni and unfortunately i can only blog in english.. I know, it's a disaster right? Like it make any difference.. Cause recently my blog comment is hell pathetic man.. Anyway..

These few days quite a bit slack off lo.. Need to pia liao! Test is just two weeks off and I just spent most of my lunch hour playing mahjong!(Thanks Andrew, I owe you much... not!!!) What the freaking hell! They rather skip lectures and tutorials and play mahjong in uni! I, on the other hand, don't skip lectures! Guai le! ( For those who don't know, there is a mahjong club in my uni! How cool can you get?)

Yesterday is a pretty tiring day.. Mainly cause I wake up in the middle of the night to see Liverpool lose! What the ****!!! It's like seeing Suns lose to Spurs again and seeing Manchester lose to chelsea again times ten times! Now I know how Yao dong feels when Miami got knock out in the first round 4-0.. LOl!!

Anyway, the rest of the day is mostly dedicated to a freaking thing called java! Have to finish the project by next friday, and my program is like bugs here and there, and the format ain't that perfect either! Spent 2 hours in the lab, and then went to Trinity College to find my friend.. Trinity college is a residential college for UWA, and my lab partner stays there.. Played a bit of that PSP of his( NFS carbon for PSP is so differnent from PS2's).. Then downloaded some movies and series.. SOng!!

The stupid project now is on 70% achievement.. Need to fix the format.. Freaking hell!

Around 3 pm, guang jian them came to my uni to play basketball, but my phone is on silent so I didn't hear it.. sorry.. Around 4pm i went to play for a while, but I played so crappy that I cant even lay-up! Freaking hell! Sorry chang xu! I know I played really badly..

Went to Morley later in the evening and went to my bro-in-law's house.. Went to Han's cafe in Morley Centro Galleria.. Ate curry noodles! Not bad, but the down side is there is a lot of onions, which any friend of mine will know I don't eat!

Tired exhausted, and pretty much feeling crap, went to bed early, but woke up late! Shit!! Almost missed my bus! Luckily the bus is the bus I usually catch and the driver sort of know me and waited me for a moment! Thanks!

Engineering have a new lecturer.. He babbles through the whole lecture and he practically reads of the notes that we can print out from the net.. What a noob! So basically I am half awake in the lectures, which is saying something, considering only 10 out of 50 who attended his lecture is awake! Ppl don't even bother to go to his lecture.. How pathetic is that? And the jokes he's trying to make, it makes Fu Long's joke sound extremely funny..(no offense fu long)

Linear Algebra lectures sounds like German lectures now.. No one actually understand wat he writes and says.. Just copying wat he says.. I'm so screwed, right?

Recently my friends have a private club going around called LFGF(Looking for a girlfriend)! How pathetic can they be? Haha!! Me? I prefer staying single! Gfg!

New words:
GFG: Good fucking game!
GLFO: Good luck f*** off!
some i forgot atm.. hehe!!

So freaking hell boring right now..

Time to go!

Ciaoz!!

Tuesday 22 May 2007

五月天

不错的一首歌:五月天
听说mv内还有selina的吻戏!keng wo!! 听说还是和五月天的成员。。忘了是谁。。

按击右键,Save target as..

五月天MV-courtesy of Youtube


五月天
歌手:s.h.e. 专辑:play

黄金海岸的岸边我们肩并着肩
洁净的蓝天清澈的水面
吻成一条海平线
看你温柔的双眼弹着吉他的弦
歌词是诺言旋律是依恋
唱出一首五月天

五月的天刚诞生的夏天
我们之间才完成的爱恋
紧握的手里面有好多明天
五月的天梦开始要鲜艳
前方蜿蜒一长串的心愿
我们一天一天慢慢实现

大雨冲走了昨天青春乌云几片
彩虹的旁边有星星几点
迫不及待在眨眼
海风味道变香甜沙滩镶满亮片
你哼着永远我和着不变
合唱一首五月天
海浪拼命欢呼跳跃一遍又一遍
鼓励我们看谁先吻谁的脸
为这五月之恋再添一个逗点
再多的五月天怕也不够我们沉醉
海燕身边来回盘旋扮演着领队
彷佛听见幸福在前面不远
为这五月之恋再添一点信念
往后的五月天和你走到比永远还远

另一首不错的:中国话
MV 不是那么好看。。但是歌词还满sat sat 几下!

按击右键,Save target as..



又看了Spiderman 3(朋友dl!)。。第二次看没什么兴趣了。。

手脚有点僵硬了。是天气的关系呢? 还是少运动的关系? 好像运动。。但是天气和生活都不允许。。

Saturday 19 May 2007

失落,陷入低潮

最近上天似乎在跟我作对。我已经很乖了!没有像昌旭他们那样挥霍!为何。。为何。。

Project进展像lan一样。。什么thumbnail太令人头痛了。 有点想放弃却不能。。

Suns被踢去局外。。又要等到明年了。。

Physic考试过了。。有点怕。。拿到考卷的时候,Andrew望了过来,我望了过去,就出现这样的表情: '.'|| 还是 T.T 我都忘了。。

最近有失眠。。黑眼圈大得比熊猫来得大。。

Blog又再次陷入低潮。。少之又少人来了。。

考试时间表拿到了。。为何每个人都大概满早就完了,而我。。而我。。而我要ku多一个礼拜??!! !@#$%&*&%$#!!! 就是因为Java!! T.T

恨不得考试快点完。。

人家说,明天会更好。。希望明天快点到。。

Monday 14 May 2007

Wasted weekend

Due to some of my friends that don know how to read chinese(yeah, tat's u lionel!), i'll write this blog in english. Not that I am not going to write in chinese anymore, just for this particular post i'm going to write in english.

The past weekend is so totally wasted! I can't believe I wasted it like so! I simply couldn't! It's like when I look at chang xu's eye, i couldn't believe he smoke weed! OMG! Don't like tat le!

Saturday is mostly dedicated to cleaning up my pig sty, aka my room! It's become such a mess that I have to use a plower to plow through all my stuffs! OK, bad metaphor, but you get what I mean! At long last, I found some of my games I brought from Kuching(sorry Xiao Liang, that is not for you!)

Sunday is totally wasted, and did I mention? WASTED, with a big, capital, enormous W!!! Morning went to church(after saying Happy Mother's Day to mum of course!), then afternoon went K with Shit, XL, MK, KC and Millie! Ate lunch at the Bim-Bim-Bap place. Fxxk you Liang! Make me waste energy nia! Hate you! You know Utopia and City very far? Now I know why you ask me to go Utopia first liao! Cause you wan to use me to change the booking time right! Kesi you!

Helen joined us for lunch, then she went back home! I was like stunned for 3.14159 seconds! Come liao then go sing K la! Wa piang! Say something about busy wor! Wat's so busy? Go la! Screw assignments! Ok, I know this should not be coming out from my mouth.. What the heck!

Went to Utopia. First song KC sang some Jay Chow song, I forgot which one liao. I'm next and "Long Juan Feng" is so freaking hard to sing! I regret choosing it liao! We all sort of struggled singing "Hei Se You Mo"! Diao! So high!! When singing "Shao Nian" Millie is like waving her hand like HuiHui! Haha!! faggot!

After that, I went back home lo, don't know where they go. Go back home, try to study, but end up sleeping! WTF man!! I hate myself!!

6pm, went to Dragon Seafood with bro-in-law and his mum and some of his relatives to eat what? SEAFOOD la! lol!! Steamboat style! It's not as good as I imagine lo, but it's quite good, though not AUD35 worth! The manager must be playing psychology game with the customers, cause the good stuff comes out at the last minutes! WTF! Salmon and "Hai Som"(How did it get there! *Snicker!*)! Diao eh!!! Though a bit full, I still sapu some of the salmons! I didn't pay 35 for nothing you know!

So this leaves me and my physics down the drain! Dreaded it like death!!!

Just watched "The Rich List", which is a game in which you have to name a list of the themes that they give! You know what the sudden death question is? Freaking hell man! "Past and present Staff in Hogwarts that appeared in Harry Potter books"! WTF!!! I can create such a list so long that... It's long... Wa piang eh!! First team:"Albus Dumbledore", Second Team:"Is there such a character as slack? The guy in black hair? Mean and stuff like that?(Imagine who it is!)""We'll say Slack!" First time I see ppl so stupid man!!!

Suns, don't lose ui!! Tomolo morning against spurs! A bit 凶多吉少.. If lose then hard to win liao!

Gotta study liao! Ciaoz!!

P/s: I strongly recommend "The Belgariad" by David Eddings, which is a five book series and the plot is a bit like Lord of the Rings! Hell good!! Plus it has another sequeal called "The Mallorean", which is also five books, and some spin-offs.. So it's about safe to say it is a fifteen book series! Siao le!! But the story is really good lo! And the language is not like Lord of the Rings and easier to understand!

Saturday 12 May 2007

SHE借口

SHE新歌-借口
内容里大多用了周董的歌名。。。。
小弟就在此post上歌词,并且把有关名字bold起来。。

伊斯坦堡的你 愛情最後的戰役
說了第一九四三對不起之後
簡單愛開不了口
倒數後開始與安靜鬥牛
龍捲風一掃而過
過去的影像不再有
情話飄散成千里之外一曲東風破 聽媽媽的話 別讓我受傷

你的濫藉口 分裂了你我
同一種調調 沒有軌跡的痛
好瞎的藉口 飄移了你我
困獸之鬥 在在在在在在在在這亂舞春秋

每當孤單的時候 望著那反方向的鐘
尋找那暗號讓我回到過去生活
相信髮如雪你也愛我
現實中完美主義不再有
老斑鳩提醒著我
歡樂時光雙刀揮過
情感像斷了的弦好一個黑色幽默 聽媽媽的話 別讓我受傷

Rap:外婆 可不可以告訴我
愛情懸崖有沒有我期待的將軍等候
園遊會夜曲美妙彈奏
慶祝開心的朋友 我強顏歡笑的度過
外婆 你可不可以告訴我
愛情懸崖有沒有我期待的將軍等候
園遊會夜曲美妙彈奏
別慌我的超人朋友 你的秘密我會保守

OS: 喂 在配唱啦 石鍋拌飯 加顆蛋喔 好 bye

SHE这次的专辑歌都还OK。。

希望王力宏and JayChou的专辑快点快点(勇和名句)。。

Thursday 10 May 2007

一篇抒发自己感觉的blog

我很不耐了!他妈的!为何assignment不会停止来的!干!

现在不到三个星期就semester exam了!干嘛assignment还不停的来!lecturer是不是太闲空!

下个星期就考maths和physic!不要怀疑,不是期末考,而是普通考试!我最不耐的是,lecturer在宣布的时候,还假装没有一回事的!干他娘!还隐隐约约听到有人骂:"ka ni ne!"好奇的望过声音的来源,原来同是古晋的同乡!lecture结束后,我俩就继续大骂无情的university!

现在我终于了解为何以前的人们能够活得那么久,因为他们都过得很写意,完全没有考试,没有任何assignment做!你知道做一个assignmnet,准备一个考试,多么多的脑细胞会死掉?再加上面对的stress。。不要说了!只能说一句:干!!!

光龙,如果你以为java很有趣,你去这里看看,看你还会觉得简单吗?这个是我的project!我还在爬爬而已他就丢一个project给我!干!而且还占总分的15巴仙!丢eh!!!干顷!

Jellyfish,calmaeth又是每个星期都必须做的!显liao!

好了,不要说一些那么无聊的事情了。。

最近在uni有空没空都会和朋友唱jay的歌。。可以说是乌鸦同聚一堂!对不起周董,我知道我唱不是很好听!对不起!

曼联终于与无缘四年的EPL冠军杯同聚一堂了。光龙的blog上也有一篇专门的blog写着这回事。。我就不写了。。

NBA的最新新闻:
Spurs太没风度了!
[澳洲柏斯10日]在季后赛第二轮,Spurs对Suns的比赛中,Tony Parker的头不知怎样的与Steve Nash的鼻子连上关系,并且在Nash的鼻子上,有了一道好像boxing时才会有的割伤!自己受伤了,不但没有察觉,反而问伤势较轻的Parker伤势如何,直到Parker问回他他才发觉。

Spurs,虽然我知道你们想赢,也不用做到这样吧!伤了两度MVP就以为能赢吗?呸!

看看第二场就知道Suns报仇心切!大炒20分!Kurt Thomas 和 Shawn Marion毫无私心的做法,本人五体投地!!放弃得分的能量,把力量都用在防守方面,Thomas 守 Duncan,Marion 守 Parker!自己虽然没什么得分,但却对比赛起了决定性的角色!

第三场在Spurs主场。。结果如何?只能看看星期日的比赛(他们星期六)。。

Wednesday 9 May 2007

A To Z Of Kiasu Philosophy

Always must win
Borrow but never return
Cheap is good
Don't trust anyone
Everything also must grab!
Free! Free! Free!
Grab first talk later
Help yourself to everything
I first, I want, I everything
Jump queue
Keep coming back for more
Look for discount
Must not lose face be both black and white at the same time
Never mind what they think
Outdo everyone you know
Pay only when necessary
Quit while you are ahead
Rushing and pushing wins the race
Sample are always welcome
Take but don't give
Unless it's free forget it
Vow to be number one
Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!
Yell if necessary to get what you want
Zebras are kiasu because they want to

Sunday 6 May 2007

无题

Ok。。林北又要来讲一些有的没的了。习惯看我的blog的人,应该都知道我的blog好像都没有环绕一个中心在讲,只是毫无主题的在废话一篇。。哈哈!!但就是这样bobian!我就是这样的人!

这个星期,实在有够粗粗粗粗粗顷顷顷顷顷顷顷顷顷! Mavs竟然输给warriors!哇靠!果然第二天太阳是从西边打起得!只能送一个字给warriors:吊!只能送两个字给mavs:菜鸟!
今年NBA也未免太多冷门的事情了!
(1)Mavs输了:一个67-15的队竟然输了!一个在常赛的最后一天才获得资格进入季后赛的队竟然赢了!
(2)Nuggets再见:Iverson和Anthony的得分组合竟然失败了!
(3)Rockets打包回家,Jazz进第二轮:很冷的结果!还以为rockets今年会有更出色的表现。T-mac今年又注定与冠戒无缘!
(4)Nets勉强打入:想不到Raptors竟然能死缠烂打到这种地步!
现在第二轮!Pistons似乎要每个人都记得,2005年的冠军队伍不是盖的!可能对手是前Pistons的Ben Wallace的Chicago Bulls!竟然没给脸,一抄就抄20多分。。可怜。。
Suns对Spurs。。总觉得有点危机。。希望Suns能度过难关!只要过了这一关,应该能很顺利的得冠!

Nba懒惰谈了!

死孝良!为何要介绍我那个漫画!吊!害我有点荒废学业!幸好现在连载的我都看完了!终于能全心全意的温习!
大大推荐:天生妙手!
故事简介:一个看起来很无能的医生,真东辉,胸膛上印着父亲为他做心肺复苏法的手印,似乎也把本身被称为"神之手"的医术遗传给儿子!父亲的死,令他踏上医道之路!无能吗?一旦专心到忘我的境界,连最困难的手术都能胜任的他,接二连三的把病人从死亡边缘救回!他对病人的真诚,对医术的追求,对朋友的关怀,都在这本漫画里表露出来。
如果有时间话,可以去:http://dm.99770.com/Comic/424/424.htm看看!

最近在众人的推荐下,去看了九把刀的"月老"。。超赞!还没看的朋友,不去看,简直就看不起爱情!
"就算等一万年,我还是会等你的。。"这句话太赞了!

今天拿到我的Java project的题目!他x的!要做什么都不懂!什么pixel什么picture什么懒x东西!都看不懂!看来要找人帮忙!

Tiam!14/5开始,你们应该会很少看到我online!即使有也懒得reply!因为要考小试!虽然有点小题大做,但是不得不这样!因为physic有狗娘养的!Electromagnetism,为何你这样难!你知道我很痛苦吗?


(Blonde:在美国等西方国家认为blonde脑筋转的较慢)
Blonde Jokes:
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

Malay Jokes:

Four delegates from China, Russia, the United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations' Meeting. All the nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations:

China Delegate: 'By the year 2000, China will start their moon exploration project. '
Russian Delegate: ' We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.'
Bill Clinton: ' We the United States will also explore the moon for second time.'
Malaysian Delegate: 'By the year 2000, Malaysia will explore the sun.'

There was a long silence, Bill Clinton stood up and asked the Malaysia Delegate: ' Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?'
Malaysian Delegate (smiling): 'I had this thought out already. We will do it in the evening.'
(Maiku!这个有够siasoi Malaysia ui!!)

lolzz

Wednesday 2 May 2007

sandiago1988-blogspot.com史上最长的blog!

最近在msn与朋友的对话(为了私隐的关系,就称他为GUY)

[金荣]Wilfred says:
my every friend in uni all got nintendo ds

[金荣]Wilfred says:
cibai

[金荣]Wilfred says:
me very 自卑

GUY says:
cibai

[金荣]Wilfred says:
u noe they play wat game?

[金荣]Wilfred says:
pokemon diamond.....

GUY says:
ask them go die

GUY says:
ask them kam lan
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.
.

GUY says:
when nitendo release sex game hoe?

[金荣]Wilfred says:
-_-||

。。。

不要问我最后一句怎么pok出来的!我不懂!

我的朋友,一眼看过去就知道是死不有钱的!每个人都有一台nintendo ds,而且每五人就有一个有nintendo wii,每十人就有一台ps3!什么叫做不爽!

。。。

昌旭i'm sorry! 不是我不要接电话,是我电话关silent!tmd!

。。。

最近忙在赶assignment。 很奇怪,你们全部都好像有什么presentation的,唯独我没有。但是我敢担保,林北的assignment绝对能跟你们的presentation拼!总觉得这种workload,有点好像回到一中的感觉。。问题是,一中的作业可以换时间。。这里一过dateline还没online submit,你就可以跟你的分数说bye-bye!我朋友就是这样,慢了两三分钟而已,听好,是两三分钟而已,就对着他的分数唱:
"我送你离开,千里之外。。"
"每一次和你分开,每一次Kiss you goodbye"
(林北乱篇的,谁会有心情唱歌?!!!)

。。。

孝良,你可以还会我的连续剧和game吗?还有有什么game借借一下!

。。。

最近拿到math test的成绩,他妈的!19/20!扣一分是什么你知道吗?考卷下面注明:
"Next time,please write final solution!"
x妈的!他x的!他妈x!
就是因为忘了写:"So the final solution is x+y+z=3"这样的lanpa东西!明明答案对!
x妈的!他x的!他妈x!

还有java assignment!明明就用电脑改,这样久都没有好!

朋友最近burn了heroes 1-12!希望近期之内能看!

Spiderman明天上映,可是应该要等到下礼拜才能看。。

。。。

最近在巴士上听到一个会令你哭笑不得的对话:
(前言:澳洲的bus都会升降,以便让残障人士上车)
时间: 早上7.30左右
地点: 前往UWA的78号bus上
人物: Blonde Girl,Her friend

*Bus driver把bus降下*
Blonde Girl: OMG!!
Her friend: What?
Blonde Girl: That is so cool!
Her friend: What is so cool?
Blonde Girl: Didn;t you feel it just now?
Her friend: What?
*Bus driver把bus升回*
Blonde Girl: OMG! That is like so totally cool!
Her friend:(impatiently) What the fxxk u mean?
Blonde Girl: How did they do that? How did they poke a hole in the tyres to let the bus down and fill it out again so fast?
Her friend:(face emotion -_-||)

他妈的!我不耐顷! 难怪美国人会说blonde通常都。。

最近有听到蛮ok的joke,冷莫怪!
Joke 1:
There is four ppl:Spiderman,Batman,clever Malay and dumb Malay。there is a diamond on the floor。In the end, who took the diamond?
Answer:Dumb Malay. Cause the others are fictional character.

Joke 2:
*There is a mirror who knows only the truth and nothing but the truth. And if someone tells something untruthful, he will vanish into thin air.*

A clever guy go forward to the mirror:
"I think I am the smartest guy in the world."
*Poof* he vanishes into thin air.

A pretty girl go forward:
"I think I am the prettiest girl in the world."
Another *Poof* signifies her disappearance.

A Malay go forward:
"I think.."
Immediately he disappears.

用你们的智慧来想想这些笑话的意思。